Happy Endings: Melissa Etheridge And Mary Jane

Melissa Etheridge smoked doobies to help with pain from chemo. There’s no doubt she got prescriptions from her own kids’ dad, cannabis-blooded David Crosby.

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LA’s AIDS Walk is this Sunday. It’s the perfect excuse to get your glutes in shape.

• African-American gays will be represented for this weekend’s Millions More March by political commentator and American Candidate reject, Keith Boykin. One fag out of a million isn’t bad.

• Comedy Central is developing a show based on Adam Sandler’s Gay Robot. No, it won’t star David Dreier.

• NFL Comissioner Paul Tagliabue, whose son is gay, was honored by PFLAG. We’ll refrain from making any tight end, huddling and communal shower jokes so you can feast your eyes on quarterbareback, Tom Brady.