Happy Endings: Put Your Head On My Headless Torso

• New kidney recipient Steven Cojocaru apparently speaks for his mom: “I think for a mother to sit back and watch her child in pain is the worst kind of nightmare imaginable.” Um, isn’t that something that should be coming out of her mouth?

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• For those boyfriend-less queens who also enjoy cuddling with dismembered body parts we present to you the item at the top of your gift list: the plush boyfriend arm pillow. Yeah, creepy as all shit.

• A California woman claims she was refused to be artificially inseminated by her doctors because she’s a lesbian. She’s suing them and the case might end up in the U.S. Supreme Court. All of this would have been easily avoided if she’d only gone to the same place as Tom and Katie.

• Warning: clicking on this link will expose you to paparazzi pics of Cynthia Nixon and her girlfriend. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

• Spokane’s mayor has fessed up to surfing gay sites on a city-owned computer. Pretty soon, we could all get a peak as to what kind of kinky stuff he’s into.

• Andy has some hot shots of Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett rolling around on the ground together. This should appease us until Brokeback Mountain’s rear entry scene.

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