Happy Endings: School Gayze

• Why torture yourself thinking about an appropriate time to come out to your family when your school will make the decision for you?

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• Don’t stop midway through this year’s Abercrombie Christmas video. That beautiful young couple doesn’t stay bundled up for long. Never to disappoint, our favorite pervy retail giant delivers, ripped abs and all.

• Shopping just got a whole lot gayer.

• We’re delighted when lesbians hook up for a lifetime of commitment. Love it! But in this case, we think they should be happy their wedding didn’t take place in a Knights of Columbus hall.

• New movie options for the weekend: Cillian Murphy dresses in drag and Felicity Huffman is a transsexual who finds out she has a hot teenage son. We’re going with the tranny.