Happy Endings: The Monster Mash!

• We can’t have a Halloween without a little Monster Mash by Bobby Pickett & The Cryptkickers, can we? No way!

Hillary Clinton totally dominated last nights debate.

Westboro Baptists to pay $2.9 million for picketing Arnold Snyder’s son’s funeral.

It ain’t easy being a homeless trans teen.

Dick Cheney dresses as himself for Halloween. Scary!

• Bush sidekick Karen Hughes resigning.

Larry Craig taught one man a valuable lesson: toilet trolling doesn’t pay.

Michael Jackson loves his children. A lot.