How To Discredit Rahm Emanuel In 4-Easy Steps

It’s official: Rham Emanuel has accepted Barack Obama‘s offer to become his chief of staff, according to MSNBC’s “source very close to Rham Emanuel.” So what about “partisan” Emanuel can Republicans glob on to immediately to paint Obama’s first appointment as evidence of the Democratic president-elect’s incompetence?

• He swears, saying “fuck” a lot. Read: He’s an angry, angry man! This is especially important because the GOP will be called racist if they try to make Obama out to be an angry black man.

• Emanuel is a ballet dancer. Read: He’s a fairy and won’t be able to stand up to terrorists!