You can’t imagine that a priest would get booted out of a school in the English countryside for calling Harry Potter straight, right? But the Reverend Graham Taylor did get thrown out on his ass from the Penair School in Truro, England for calling Harry gay.
We suspected a gay side to the Potter books the moment Will and Grace’s Karen said “I’ve recently gotten into those Harry Potter books. I always pretend to root for Gryffindors but secretly, I love my Slytherin boys.”
Reverend Taylor, already absolutely fabulous thanks to his book Shadowmancer, was shaken by his banishment. “It was a joke; a joke from Little Britain that the children would know. I didn’t set out to offend. I’m a priest and I’m very careful about not offending people.”