‘Idol’ Stripper Hernandez Does ‘Ellen’

Time for some girl talk! Former American Idol contestant David Hernandez popped onto Ellen DeGeneres‘ show yesterday to chat about being booted from the competition, working toward a prosperous future and, yes, all the gay stripper gossip, which DeGeneres awkwardly makes Hernandez spell out for anyone who missed the scandal.

Neither Hernandez nor DeGeneres can quite understand why people care about his skin soaked past, and the comedienne showers Hernandez with praise. We think she’s got a crush. Too bad Davey’s more interested in dancing than fulfilling DeGeneres’ straight fantasies. Poor girl.