Ivanka Trump is just filled with great ideas!
When she’s not ordering peaceful protestors be teargassed so her father can pose for photo opps, she’s bemoaning cancel culture on Twitter.
Today, the first daughter took to Twitter to announce the White House’s exciting “Find Something New” campaign that encourages the tens of millions of Americans who have lost their jobs as a result of her father’s botched response to the coronavirus pandemic to get up off their asses, stop feeling sorry for themselves, and launch entirely new careers!
“More than ever our #PledgetoAmericasWorkers is focused on helping Americans bolster skills to find new jobs + navigate career transitions,” Ivanka tweeted. “Today we are launching the #FindSomethingNew ad campaign!”
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
More than ever our #PledgetoAmericasWorkers is focused on helping Americans ?? bolster skills to find new jobs + navigate career transitions.
Today we are launching the #FindSomethingNew ad campaign!https://t.co/gS1JL50lcU
— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) July 14, 2020
The “Find Something New” website offers links to search engines where people can scour for any employment opportunities that may or may not (probably not) exist in their areas, as well as educational, training, or certificate programs they may or may not (probably not) be interested in pursuing with so much extra free time on their hands.
The website also includes a list of jobs people might consider training for now that they’ve been completely knocked off their previous career paths. Some of Ivanka’s suggestions include electrician, diagnostic medical sonographer, wind turbine technician, and elevator installer.
Oh, and there are links on how to write a resume, how to ace a video interview, how to apply for food stamps, and how to turn your phone into a hotspot if your internet has been shut off because you’re unemployed and can’t pay the bill.
“There has never been a more critical time for Americans of all ages and backgrounds to be aware of the multiple pathways to career success and gain the vocational training and skills they need to fill jobs in a changing economy,” Ivanka said in a statement.
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Low Country Boy
This entire family is not just “tone deaf.” They are “deaf deaf.” SMH.
Cam
She has literally, LITERALLY never had any other job than working for her dad cashing in on her name, and she is trying to tell people how to deal with being unemployed? I think they may have dug in a little too deeply during that last nose job.
ShaunNJ
Ivanka, we’ve found something new: BIDEN2020 – vote blue in November!
Hopefully Ivanka and her sordid family will be taking her own advice starting January.
Kangol2
Jennifer.white, how do you know ShaunNJ isn’t African American? Do you realize that under this current administration and every other one since Richard Nixon, the US has tended to fall apart economically and socially (recessions, an exploding deficit and debt, massive job losses, etc.), and African Americans tend to be the worst hurt in the short and long run? Look at what African Americans went through under Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush, and George W. Bush. Look at how Republicans have repeatedly pushed anti-gay legislation, and even Don the Con’s administration was on the wrong side of the recent 6-3 decision legislation, while LGBTQ people experienced the greatest expansion of rights under Barack Obama. We’re tired of the lies, the incompetence, the hate-mongering, the insanity, the treason, all of it: Don the Con and his crime family have to go!
James
SHE’S AN UGLY STUPID ROTTEN LOSER.
ThinkPlease
#VoteSomethingBlue in November!
WSnyder
Ivanka Dear, best pre-fill in your Dads applications NOW because come Jan 20th he’ll be unemployed. There is a pretty good chance however, he’ll be needing a lot of free time for court appearances and depositions. Oh yeah, and many 15-20 [years] of time off from work because he’ll be in the pokey.
Just Saying…
ThinkPlease
Naw, they’ll give you enough of a show to satisfy you, but he won’t do a single second in jail. He’s part of the big government club now and they can’t have that.
And I mean that everybody from Pelosi to Sanders to Sessions will, quite literally, stand in line to make 100% certain he never serves a single second. He’s spent four years digging for all the crap he can get with the Presidential shovel and, having had some tiny experience in the political world, as corrupt as you suspect it is, it’s 10,000 times worse on both sides of the aisle.
Kangol2
@ThinkPlease, I agree about the national Democrats, but he’s also facing the piper in New York State. The NY Times showed in 2018, thanks to his niece Mary Trump providing tax returns, that he and his siblings probably committed federal and state tax fraud for years. He’s not out of the woods on the state level and I don’t see Andrew Cuomo or his successor, most likely a Democrat, pardoning him.
ThinkPlease
@Kangol2: Wait. Watch. Vomit.
WSnyder
@ThinkPlease I can’t agree with you. You’re assuming that Trump now ‘belongs’ to the IN crowd [Big Boys Table]. He’s too STUPID and made enemies on BOTH sides. And, I sincerely doubt his stint in the Oval brought him any political capital much less Intel he could put to good use against anyone because if he had such info HE’D HAVE USED IT ALREADY. He’s no Mastermind. He’s billed himself as an Outsider, and he is. He’s done NOTHING to ingratiate himself with D.C.’s movers and shakers, if anything, he’s painted himself with a Bullseye and placed a bounty on his own head for someone to make their bones by taking him down. We’ll have to disagree here but time will tell and my gut tells me, when he leaves the Oval, it’ll be open season on Trump and his Empire and no one will be coming to his rescue.
dhmonarch89
is any one going to mention that gay mogul Tim Cook from Apple is one of the people in the ad???
Invader7
STFU Bitch !! Ditto for your creepy father !!!
UncleFloppy
TRUMP FOR PRISON 2020
(Ivanka too)
Yooper
C. U. N. T.
Hdtex
The only “job” this skank has had is blowing her daddy and sitting in his lap. Vacuous C.U.N.T.
Kangol2
Looks like Ivanka Antoinette violated federal law with her Goya tweet stunt. This lawless administration isn’t going to punish her, though, but yet again, the Drumpfs show that the law is for others to obey, and for them to break, bend, and shatter into a thousand pieces, usually with some gain for themselves (and Russia).
radiooutmike
I’ve been on the dole several times, but not like this.
So, I really am happy she gave us her precious insight for those of us who may have lost their jobs during this pandemic. Just do something else!
Simple.
Neat.
Effective.
So, if any of you are near a hospital just walk in and a be nurse! I’d say doctor, but you probably should be a nurse first just to learn the ropes.
Blood and guts not your thing? Just walk into your local bank, and be a banker! Like cars? Go to your local Firestone and be a mechanic!
Really, the advice works for anyone who’s unhappy with their lot in life? Wanna be the head honcho? Just go to Amazon HQ and pee all over Jeff Bezos office! That will establish your territory, and then you’ll be a billionaire!
The possibilities are endless and limited only by your imagination.
peaceserenitytoday17
Ms. Trump grew up with several silver spoons up her butt. Every job she ever had was given to her by her fat as* daddy. She knows nothing about poverty or needing money. Ms. Trump needs to keep her big mouth shut about things she knows nothing about. I dream of the day the day the entire nasty Trump family are out of the White House. Even if they have to dragged out!