Jeff Gannon’s Like Genital Herpes

Former “journalist”, gay sex worker and recent Tyler Whitney defender Jeff Gannon on his new book, The Great Media War: A Battlefield Report and general infamy:

I’m not going away. I’m here. These people created me, and now they’re going to have to deal with me.

Gannon also describes beloved White House correspondent Helen Thomas thus, “She’s little more than a heckler.”

Well, that’s better than a little more than a hooker, huh?