Trial Set For November 5th

Jury Selection Begins In Bob Allen Trial

A Floridian judge isn’t wasting any time in getting toilet trolling legislature Bob Allen under oath:

Judge Oscar Hotusing had unexpectedly ordered jury selection to begin today in Titusville after Allen’s attorney filed a notice late Thursday indicating that the 90-day speedy trial period had expired. The notice asked that the charge of soliciting prostitution be dismissed if Allen wasn’t tried within the next 15 days.

Hotusing obviously wants to make sure Allen gets what’s coming to him. The Republican faces up to a year in jail if convicted. He also may have to pay a fine of $500: far more than the $20 and blowjob he allegedly offered an undercover cop.