Kathy Griffin, Dick Joke Teller and Gay Rights Expert

Everyone keeps saying the gay community doesn’t have a single, national leader to represent its interests in public. But isn’t that what Kathy Griffin is for?

Time and again the media turn to this lady to explain to them why things like same-sex marriage. Which is fine! She is actually quite good at it! And even if Rep. Barney Frank can’t stand the woman, many Americans can, so how lovely that she’s out there telling everyone that the people who buy tickets to her tours also deserve the right to file their taxes like heterosexuals.

But if the gay alternative is Joe Solmonese, man, we’ve got some work to do.