Katrina Blew All The Way To The Bush

There’s so much to complain about with our Bush that you could shave it all off and it would still rub you the wrong way. Remember the series of scandals in which the Bush administration paid reporters to promote its views, and they did so, without telling readers and listeners they were nursing on the W. and Laura cash teet?

Bush on Phone

Two of those lovelies, the syndicated conservative columnists Michael McManus and Maggie Gallagher, painted the town red with harangues in favor of a constitutional amendment telling us to go to hell without a bridal veil. Maggie, known to her friends as “Turkey Neck,” testified before a Senate subcommittee in support of the amendment.

A turkey of a different color, Armstrong Williams, compared gay rights groups to the mafia in one of his Bush-sponsored columns. Face it, if Bush were literate enough to pen a Mein Kampf against gay rights, he’d do it. The U.S. Attorney’s office has begun an inquiry into the Bush-Williams follies. May Katrina shine on the inquiry with all her grace.