
Mike Johnson’s tenure as House Speaker is already facing right-wing resistance.
The vehemently anti-LGBTQ+ Republican just shepherded through a spending bill with Democratic support, exactly like his disgraced predecessor, Kevin McCarthy.
While Johnson isn’t facing any calls for his job (yet), the peanut gallery is upset.
Conservative Texas Rep. Chip Roy ripped leadership on the House Floor for its cooperation with Democrats.
“I’m sick and tired of it,” he said. “I didn’t come here for second place. I didn’t come here for more excuses. I didn’t come here to have the Speaker of the House assume that position and in 17 days passing a continuing resolution of the floor of this House through suspension of the rules.”
Politico, meanwhile, says House Republicans are “fuming” about Johnson’s capitulation. The spending bill, which passed the Senate Wednesday night, keeps funding at levels set in 2022, when Nancy Pelosi was in charge of the House.
“They’re not looking to oust Johnson over it. But some conservatives are privately entertaining other ways to retaliate,” Politico writes.
Uh-oh! Johnson better get down on his knees… and start praying! 🙏 🙏 🙏
Rep. Chip Roy has an epiphany about the House Republican Conference.
— House Judiciary Dems (@HouseJudiciary) November 15, 2023
Chip Roy making ads for the @BidenHQ campaign really easy. Don't even have to edit this one, just let it run raw.
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Johnson, who was previously a little-known backbencher, is the most right-wing House Speaker in decades. His unrelenting attacks on LGBTQ+ folx are downright alarming.
In newspaper editorials, he’s called homosexuality an “inherently unnatural” and “dangerous lifestyle” that would lead to legalized pedophilia and possibly even destroy “the entire democratic system.”
In another, he rails against anti-discrimination laws, saying “we don’t give special protections for every person’s bizarre choices.”
Prior to joining Congress, Johnson partnered with a group that pushed anti-gay conversion therapy. Back in the mid-2000s, he argued that gay marriage “is the dark harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy that could doom even the strongest republic.”
As a congressman, the Louisiana Republican has championed a national version of Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” legislation. He says the “Democrat Party and their cultural allies are on a misguided crusade to immerse young children in sexual imagery and radical gender ideology.”
What a nice, Southern gentleman!
Johnson’s far-right colleagues, who view him as one of their own, aren’t cutting him much slack. Politico reports they’re thinking of holding the House floor hostage by tanking procedural votes.
Outside of Congress, Johnson is also facing pressure over his finances. A grassroots group is accusing him of “repeated violations” while filing his financial disclosure forms.
As of now, Johnson is still enjoying a (slight) grace period. It’s apparent his GOP colleagues don’t abhor him, unlike McCarthy, who sent Congress into chaos this week with his elbow from behind.
“As I’ve stated many times, he’s a bully with $17 million and a security detail,” said Tennessee rep. Tim Burchett, the victim of McCarthy’s flying elbow. “He’s the type of guy who when you were a kid, would throw a rock over the fence and run home and hide behind his mama’s skirt.”
To keep the analogy going: House Republicans are the kinds of guys who will push you overboard, and then blame you for falling.
Johnson is already learning that.
abfab
This Squeaker Of The House better put a damn muzzle on Mighty Mouth Mullin. And maybe strap this god dam little Jack In The Box firmly in his chair.
Kangol2
I think MMArkwayne Mullin is now a US Senator, so Speaker Parson Johnson has no control over him, and Mitch McConnell’s so unwell there’s no way he can control Mullin either. I think there are few people in the House, if not Senate, who could go toe-to-toe with him, not that I’m advocating that. Ritalin, Daytrana, Adderall, or some other such obvious prescription would probably help calm him down at a far lower cost.
abfab
Kangol2…LOL and OMG It’s THROWBACK THURSDAY!!! Recall this Saturday morning cartoon classic?
”I’m Just a Bill”
Song by Jack Sheldon
Whew!
You sure gotta climb a lot of steps to get to this Capitol Building here in Washington.
But I wonder who that sad little scrap of paper is?
I’m just a bill.
Yes, I’m only a bill.
And I’m sitting here on Capitol Hill.
Well, it’s a long, long journey
To the capital city.
It’s a long, long wait
While I’m sitting in committee,
But I know I’ll be a law some day
At least I hope and pray that I will
But today I am still just a bill.
Gee, Bill,
You certainly have a lot of patience and courage.
Well, I got this far.
When I started I wasn’t even a bill
I was just an idea
Some folks back home decided they wanted a law passed
So they called their local Congressman, and he said
You’re right, there oughta be a law.
Then he sat down
And wrote me out and introduced me to Congress.
And I became a bill, and I’ll remain a bill
Until they decide to make me a law.
I’m just a bill
Yes I’m only a bill,
And I got as far as Capitol Hill.
Well, now I’m stuck in committee
And I’ll sit here and wait
While a few key Congressmen discuss and debate
Whether they should let me be a law.
How I hope and pray that they will,
But today I am still just a bill.
Listen to those Congressmen arguing!
Is all that discussion and debate about you.
Yeah, I’m one of the lucky ones.
Most bills never even get this far.
I hope they decide to report on me favorably
Otherwise I may die.
Die?
Yeah, die in committee.
Ooh, but it looks like I’m gonna live!
Now I go to the House of Representatives
And they vote on me.
If they vote yes, what happens?
Then I go to the Senate and the whole thing starts
All over again.
Oh no!
Oh yes!
I’m just a bill
Yes, I’m only a bill
And if they vote for me on Capitol Hill
Well, then I’m off to the White House
Where I’ll wait in a line
With a lot of other bills
For the president to sign
And if he signs me, then I’ll be a law.
How I hope and pray that he will,
But today I am still just a bill.
You mean even if the whole Congress says you
Should be a law, the president can still say no?
Yes, that’s called a veto.
If the president vetoes me,
I have to go back to Congress
And they vote on me again
And by that time you’re so old …
By that time it’s very unlikely that you’ll become a law.
It’s not easy to become a law, is it?
No!
But how I hope and pray that I will,
But today I am still just a bill.
He signed you, Bill
Now you’re a law!
Oh yes!!!
David Frishberg
I’m Just a Bill lyrics © American Broadcasting Music Inc
abfab
School House Rock!
Mister P
Might mouth is in the Senate and Bernie is there to tell mighty mouth to Sit down girl.
abfab
Don’t f u c k with Bernie! I wonder if his mittens will be on sale again this season…
LumpyPillows
Bernie got some serious street cred.
abfab
OMFG CHIP ROY! Another yahoo wanna be macho man. That goatee is hideous. And he’s dumb as a bag of rocks.
abfab
Not too judgey, are we Mikey Boy?
In another, he rails against anti-discrimination laws, saying “we don’t give special protections for every person’s bizarre choices.”
RIGay
When I see a goatee like that, all I can think of is that he must have a thing for rimming livestock.
abfab
LOL When I see Chip Roy I think of livestock.
ZzBomb
Ladies, Gentlemen, and non gender conforming fellow members of humanity,
This is what a political party looks like when they have no agenda, no ideas, no solutions, and no other guiding philosophy besides hatred and divisiveness. I hope everyone is paying attention and understands the assignment in 2024.
abfab
Yes!
Kangol2
Oh, but they do have an agenda, and it starts and ends with stripping away as many taxes as possible for the super-rich and corporations, and stripping away as many regulations to protect the vast majority of people, which will directly funnel even more dollars into the pockets of the super-rich and corporations! That’s their agenda–or one of them. Also: more guns on the street, having underage kids working (no regulations!), banning abortion nationwide, stripping away all civil rights laws including ones to protect LGBTQ people, ramming their warped version of Christianity down everyone’s throat, attacking trans people, gerrymandering ad infinitum and preventing as many people (especially Black people) from voting, and playing games with immigration! There are probably many more but I guess you’d have to check the lecture list at the next Federalist Society gathering to learn what those are.
abfab
Oh god, more upsetting news:
George Santos announces he won’t seek reelection following damning Ethics Committee report
Kangol2
Kitara’s out! But not out of Congress just yet…the clock is ticking!
dbmcvey
All this Republican on Republican violence!
Max
it is astounding how many Republican representatives just don’t understand math and how many votes are required to pass.
still_onthemark
They rely on faith-based math!
GayEGO
Oh my! Does a government shutdown take away the paychecks for Congress? Mikey upset a lot of his right wingers!
Fahd
He’s only been Speaker for three weeks? Seems like an eternity.
LumpyPillows
Technically, for as horrible as his history is, he’s not completely offended me. Yet.