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Morning Goods: Chris Evans

We couldn’t resist posting Chris Evans, the smoking hot actor from The Fantastic Four and Cellular.

Yes, you’ve probably seen him on other sites before, but we don’t care: we can’t imagine anyone more suited for the chronological nightmare that is Wednesday. It’s the hump day, see, and we want to hump Chris Evans. Perfect.

More of him, after the jump.







On:           Oct 11, 2006
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    • Jonathon

      Yes, yes, yes…. a real man! Thanks, guys!

      Muscles, hairy chest, beard stubble….. yum.

      Oct 11, 2006 at 9:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MDThom

      I agree with Jonathon…finally a real man.

      Oct 11, 2006 at 9:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RSL

      Sigh. Chris Evans. I could just nibble on those lips all day. But that ass and abs are calling my name too.

      Oct 11, 2006 at 10:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jack e. jett

      i wish he would come out (of those jeans).

      today would be a great day for dennis hastert to come out.


      Oct 11, 2006 at 10:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • brandon


      Oct 11, 2006 at 11:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lola Kuntz

      YUM, YUM…just finished licking my monitor. Loves the hairy chest !!!!

      Oct 11, 2006 at 11:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • OK

      Oh, my. What a lovely man. Yummy.

      Oct 11, 2006 at 12:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eric

      What’s with the third picture? He looks like he is getting a blow job.

      Oct 11, 2006 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eric

      Actually it is the fourth picture…my bad

      Oct 11, 2006 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sexyr

      oh my god there is a god! and her name is chris evans!!! and finally the queerty boys are waking up to sexy AND legal – now if only our boys in DC could learn to love real men…

      Oct 11, 2006 at 1:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ggreen

      You can find this one mincing around Crunch on Sunset Blvd. WEHO M-F. You won’t find him on the scary rides at Disneyland…he doesn’t meet the height requirement.

      Oct 11, 2006 at 1:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Steven

      What is behind the intense passion that gay men feel when they are compelled to define what a “real man” is? The not subtle implication being that if you are young or thin or smooth or Asian or the least bit effeminate in manner or dress, then you are not a REAL MAN, therefore not acceptable to all these REAL gay men. And god forbid if you are more than one of those. It honestly sounds no different to me than the type of homophobic language that jocks in my high school used. “Look, I may be a fag, but at least I agree with you guys that all these nelly queens make me sick. Can I join your frat now?”

      Oct 11, 2006 at 2:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ben

      To Steven- you made a very persuasive argument…indeed!

      Oct 11, 2006 at 9:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sexyr

      Steven – yes, you are right, and at the same time the reaction against previous morning goods guys were that they often looked underage, were almost never non-white (heaven forbid Asian), and represtned the M.Foley/Abercrombie ideal of twink. It’s not like we’ve ever had a morning goods flamer, fyi, as far as I know, not even Jake Shears or Rupert Everitt. And since it is all about objectification anyway, i’d rather objectify an adult straight man – they deserve it as payback

      Oct 11, 2006 at 9:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ButtPuff

      Geez Steven lighten up. Living in Weho Cal means never seeing a man with an ounce of hair on his chest until you hit east of Vermont Blvd. Nothing like the boys to objectify themselves more than any other facet of our society. Quite frankly I think little of ‘men’ who spend most of their day tweezing, waxing, plucking and working out. Pretty much solidifies our narcissistic li’l ghetto.

      Oct 11, 2006 at 9:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ryan

      There’s something about that first picture that I just can’t get over. His nipples look like they came out of one of those cheesy gay porn cartoons. Do they look cartoonishly oversized to anyone else?

      Oct 11, 2006 at 10:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joshua

      Blah blah blah and something about “I just wanna eat him up!”
      come on.


      Oct 12, 2006 at 2:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dhruv

      Oh now we are talking!!
      oh love him!!

      i am so hot right now!!
      and should go to the meeting right away!!
      now this is what we call gay tourture!!


      Oct 12, 2006 at 3:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wayne

      up one side and down the other and back again for seconds….just too HOT!!!!!!!!

      Nov 9, 2006 at 9:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Big Cock Blog

      Help the homeless down the street and persuade them to look for work

      Mar 21, 2007 at 3:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • milf hunter

      Public schools have to say, don’t have to say the Pledge of Alliegence

      Mar 30, 2007 at 8:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • milf movie

      It is never okay to lie, sometimes okay to lie

      Mar 31, 2007 at 12:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • horny milf

      I’ve just been staying at home doing nothing, but pfft. Today was a total loss, but oh well. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing worth mentioning.

      Apr 4, 2007 at 5:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ass Picture

      People are too strict on other people

      Apr 18, 2007 at 12:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spambots

      I haven’t been up to much lately. So it goes. What can I say? I’ve just been letting everything wash over me recently, not that it matters. I just don’t have much to say these days.

      Apr 30, 2007 at 3:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fucked sleep

      Babysitters younger than 16 years should be forbidden

      May 18, 2007 at 11:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cruiser

      damn, pics no longer available for viewing ;(

      Feb 4, 2009 at 5:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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