Most Of Your Favorite Masked Video Game Characters Are Good Lookin’ Ladies

Anyone who has ever beaten the 16-bit game Super Metroid in under three hours knows that the game’s plasma blasting hero Samus Aran is actually a heroine—a heroine who apparently wears a sultry black swimsuit under her space armor (not that Nintendo designed her to appeal to straight, undersexed teenage boys or anything). Now you pull the veil off of several other masked video game characters like Shyguy from Super Mario Bros. 2, The Black Mage from Final Fantasy, and Bomberman… or should we say Bomberwoman?

And stick around to the end of the video for an extra-special surprise.