Obama Wins

Next Up: Mitt Romney’s Concession Speech

Mitt Romney said earlier today that he had only written a victory speech. So right now he’s probably doing some pretty fast writing, because the networks have called the election for Obama.

It will be interesting to see if Romney manages to take both sides of the issue one last time by declaring victory and defeat simultaneously. The results only confirm what we’ve been saying about Mitt’s chances all along.

Best reaction of the night: Jessica Pressler from New York Magazine who tweeted, “Man I feel really sorry for Mitt Romney that he can’t drink tonight.”

We’ll drink to that.

Photo  credit: Gage Skidmore

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7 Comments

  • Charlie in Charge

    This calls for popcorn.

  • Kieran

    Let’s hope Republicans learned a good lesson tonight. It’s not a smart idea to
    write-off 10% of American voters (gays, bisexuals, lesbians) to the Democratic party. Not if you hope to win a national election.

  • jwrappaport

    Goodbye, Mittens – don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.

  • 2eo

    I can never get tired of this. Don’t let the door hit your magic underpants Mitt.

    It wasn’t a pleasure, it wasn’t fun and I can’t even pretend to be graceful in revelling in you and your parties massive continued failure.

  • GreenmanTN

    Nice words delivered by a creepy robot. The “animatronic” statues in Disney’s Hall Of Presidents seem more life-like!

  • hyhybt

    Great line.

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