Everyone loves a challenging game of Guess That Celebrity Bulge. We certainly do. (If you doubt us go here and here.) Nick Jonas, being a good sport and continuing his seemingly endless tour to become the most gay-friendly straight male entertainer in history, agreed to play a slightly awkward round of distinguishing photos of his own bulge from crotches belonging to Justin Bieber, Zac Efron, Liam Payne and Harry Styles.
Jonas, currently starring as a possibly gay man in the DirecTV series The Kingdom, also offered a quick tutorial on filming sex scenes. Fun was had by all.
Watch the guessing below.
H/t HuffPo
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Faulk
Why does he get so much attention from Queerty? Has someone from the crew slept with him, or what? O.O
MrKev
@Faulk: That’s what I’m trying to figure out. And this Jonas kid REALLY needs to stop with the desperate pandering to gays. He’s trying way too hard. Sorry, he can take his shirt off and play little dumb cutesie games like this and I’m still not buying his lousing music.
DonW
@MrKev: Yup. He’s trying to take a page out of the Madonna/Lady Gaga Handbook on Sucking Up to the Gays For Fun and Profit, but it’s not working.
Ms Urethra Johnson
Can I just spoon him?
enlightenone
@Ms Urethra Johnson: Go for it! Don’t think you are going to get much competition, except, perhaps the “Zac” lovers.
Lyceius
Yeah, hes cute and all but no… I feel like he deliberately deceived us as well with this playing a “Possibly gay” character and having “Possibly gay” sex scenes just to try and get us to watch the show. I don’t see Jonas Character in that show being gay.
He is definitely trying way too hard.
hotshot70
unless he is about to “come out”, I see no point of him being repeatedly mentioned here!
cbaird778
As a gay male, these comments and attitude drive me crazy. If a celebrity is ok with having gay fans and addresses us, we rip them up one side and down the other, saying they are pandering and using us. If a celebrity doesn’t like us we hate them and call them homophobic and horrible. Really, they can’t win. Nick Jonus is so cute, has a great voice, and loves the gays. All great traits in my book. Save the hate for someone who deserves it.
jjose712
@cbaird778: I agree, no matter how positive some celebrities try to act, you have people bitching constantly here.
Yes, he wants gay fans, but not because gay fans are going to make him successful (are the girls the ones that can make that) but because generally gay fans are loyal, and we have Enrique Iglesias as the prime example.
Generally male singers don’t look for gay fans at all, if they are hot they just think they will get them, at least Nick is trying a different approach.
And DonW, you are wrong, it’s really working. His song is right now at 11 on the pop chart, which is higher than any of the Jonas Brothers hits. And his show was renewed, so whatever he is doing, it’s working
Captain Obvious
He may be straight but at least he’s male…
How long have you guys been pitching female singers as “gay icons” for men? Now you guys want to kick a guy in the nuts for trying the same? Ok…
How is this any more desperate than female entertainers who pander to gay men when their careers have fallen off?
SportGuy
@Faulk:
Exactly!! Been wondering the same thing. He singing is sub par, body is ok but he is a total butterface pandering for attention, sorry not going to work on me and the majority of others.
Curtispsf
Joe Jonas’s “people” need to dial it down a notch or two and let his music do the talking. If he’s talented AND sincere, his audience will find him.
NoCagada
STRAIGHT?!?
He may not be gay (at the moment) but he sure is QUEER!
enlightenone
@NoCagada: “…He may not be gay (at the moment) but he sure is QUEER!” A reasonable statement to make given his behaviors of late!
tricky ricky
according to an episode of the television show Castle I recently watched it was determined by detectives Esposito and Ryan that Nick is in fact the hottest Jonas brother.