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Battle Of The Bulge: Which Celebrity Has The Most Impressive Package?

best-celebrity-bulgeHollywood is home to some of the world’s finest bulges.

A bulge, not to be confused with VPL, is defined as the beautiful product yielded “when a male’s dick and balls bunch up in their pants to form a bulge-like form.” For those stubborn celebrities who’ll never pose in the nude, the bulge is the closest we’ll ever get to an authentic peen sighting.

But who has the best bulge in Hollywood, you ask?

Queerty is dedicated to finding that perfect celebrity bulge, but we can’t do it without your help! Vote below for the dude you think is packin’ the most precious bulge, and feel free to suggest even more impressive knockers in the comments below — there’s bound to be a second round of voting…

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David Henrie, actor

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Sam Callahan, singer and former X-Factor contestant

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Jon Hamm, actor

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Mehcad Brooks, actor

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Grady Sizemore, Boston Red Sox outfielder

Mario-Lopez-bulge

Mario Lopez, actor/host

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Tom Daley, Olympic diver

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Trey Songz, singer

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Michael Fassbender, actor

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David Beckham, retired English footballer

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