How did you celebrate International Human Rights Day? If you have an undeveloped sense of irony, perhaps you spent it as Brian Brown did: working to undermine human rights all around the world.
You might remember Brian as the potatoey head of the National Organization for Marriage. Ever since it was clear that NOM had totally failed in its mission, he’s been re-arranging deck chairs in a panic, trying to justify the hundreds of thousands of dollars he makes trying/failing to block marriage in the US.
Well, now he’s hit on a clever scheme: set up a little shell game where he can continue to solicit money forever, in defense of what he calls “family.” Of course, your family doesn’t count as a family. Only the kinds of families he likes are real families.
This weekend Brian announced the formation of a new group called the International Organization for the Family. He’ll use this little club to scam donors around the world, convincing them that queer couples are a threat and various foreign countries need his protection. Of course, Brian Brown completely failed to accomplish anything of value here in the US, so that doesn’t exactly make his resume sparkle.
How about we take this to the next level?
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But hey, now he can be an international laughingstock instead of just an American laughingstock!
The IOF has five main projects — one is organizing events around the world through the “World Congress of Families.” Another is a magazine called “The Natural Family” that they’re calling an “academic journal” — but really it isn’t academic or a journal. Then there’s the “Article 16 Initiative,” an effort to twist the UN’s declaration on human rights to exclude queers; and an “Emerging Leaders Program” to foster hate groups around the world.
And finally they want to get two million signatures on a declaration that gays shouldn’t get married. Their deadline: one year. Let’s see how Brian Brown manages to bungle this one.
gscott
Can we have just one anti-gay group that is not run by a big closeted queen?
captainburrito
They will fare much better internationally since many countries are not at the same place and lgbt groups there have yet to start fighting. So this is like arming the anti gay side in those countries with stockpiles of weapons.
Kangol
@captainburrito: Maybe they can start raising in Trump’s favorite country (run by his masters), Russia!
fur_hunter
@gscott: …..gscott….I am laughing, because that is exactly what I thought when I saw this guy.
fur_hunter
When will these imbeciles realize that gay folks are not going away…..ever! It is straight folks, mostly that give birth to gay folks. It is the natural order of nature. And for you morons who say it is not natural, you obviously were throwing erasers in biology class when they discussed homosexuality in nature and that it IS a natural occurrence.
GayEGO
Brian Brown seems to be more interested in making money than helping people.
1EqualityUSA
Brown must support the cornucopia of fruit that sprang from his quivering loins. Funded, to serve as red herrings, hate groups distract us from the world stage. Pernicious Anemia was her name, lads. Jason and the Argonauts had skeletons, and we have these cheeseballs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF_Fi7x93PY