Osama Bin Laden’s Vain

Terror mastermind Osama bin Laden’s expected to release another video calling for the destruction of the west. You know, his standard ramblings.

What is not standard, however, is the 50-year old’s beard. It’s black. It used to be gray. Even psychotic murderers take pride in their appearance.

Who knew they sold hair dye in caverns and caves or wherever he’s “hiding out”.