Category is: Fashion thigh master of the zaddy universe!
For the last few years, men have grown fonder of flaunting their quad game by rocking 5 inch inseams or less and it’s been absolutely glorious.
While their have been no shortage of gays parading around the gym, clubs, and festivals in their booty shorts, two of our favorite ally kings took the style serve up a notch by making it couture thigh-high fashion this year.
How about we take this to the next level?
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Please welcome to the stage the internet’s cool, slutty daddy Pedro Pascal and babygirl legend Paul Mescal.
First up was Pascal, who tore the roof off the Met Gala when he sauntered down the museum stairs with his gams fully exposed in a Valentino fit that caused gay gasps around the world.
The 48-year-old’s thigh-baring black shorts with matching schoolboy socks and military lace-up boots completely overshadowed the getup’s flaming red overcoat and matching button-up. This lewk will be the last of us!
Advantage: daddy long legs.
Although Mescal has single-handedly made leggy displays his trademark, the 27-year-old seemed to wink at his loin notoriety by exhibiting his hairy legs and meaty loins in a pair of short shorts for a Gucci campaign.
Accessorizing his prized appendages with a trench coat, tank top, white socks and brown loafers, the All of Us Strangers stud copped a huge smile as he basked in the glory of his top-tier limbs.
They say thicc thighs saves live and there are no losers here. That being said, we’re going to have give this one to Mescal.
While Pascal showed charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent for going with the risky fit on fashion biggest’s night, Mescal has fully embraced the short-shorts lifestyle into his every day. Bow down!
Enjoy a few more shots of our reigning thigh master Paul Mescal letting his 5 inch inseams rule the world:
Something about Paul Mescal in shorts that always feels like a religious experience pic.twitter.com/O84is4BpQr
Chris Pine may have just dethroned Paul Mescal as our reigning short shorts king!
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Pedro Pascal continues to look like Johnny Depp on steroids.
And wearing an overcoat and a necktie but with SHORTS at a formal event is almost as distasteful as Gus Kenworthy attending the Grammy Awards in white overalls, for heaven’s sake. Yech!
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Man About Town
Pedro Pascal continues to look like Johnny Depp on steroids.
And wearing an overcoat and a necktie but with SHORTS at a formal event is almost as distasteful as Gus Kenworthy attending the Grammy Awards in white overalls, for heaven’s sake. Yech!
dbmcvey
It was the Met Gala. Not a typical “formal event.” The Met Gala is an opportunity for designers to do something outre. It’s in keeping with the event.
bachy
First saw that photo of Pascal in a thread entitled, “How to Be a Capitalist Whore.”
barryaksarben
do you even KNOW what the met gala is? IT isn’t a funeral. It is to showcase the extreme in fashion
Mario_PF
WARNING!
A huge party is being organized in all major cities across the country! Attendance is mandatory
You can sign up at -> wvw.gsex.gay
The number of seats is limited
Pietro D
NIX to this SHIT!
barryaksarben
why? are you jealous? Id slip between either of those mens thighs. you you give me sum