Rep. Lauren Boebert of Colorado just got a crash course in why you shouldn’t insinuate that your political opponents are perverts and pedophiles when your own husband reportedly once pled guilty to exposing himself to a minor.
Last week, the newly-elected Colorado lawmaker fired off a snarky tweet about Democrats turning a blind eye to members of their own party who palled around with sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein.
“Imagine if the Left was as outraged with their political leaders visiting Epstein Island as they are about @TedCruz going to Cancun with his family,” Boebert tweeted.
Imagine if the Left was as outraged with their political leaders visiting Epstein Island as they are about @TedCruz going to Cancun with his family.
— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) February 22, 2021
Now, here’s where things get awkward. Like, suuuuuper awkward.
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Last October, internet sleuth Anne Landman uncovered a 2004 case involving Lauren’s then boyfriend/now husband, Jayson, including a 14-page arrest report with details about what allegedly happened.
According to the report, Jayson was arrested on January 28, 2004 for exposing himself to a group of women, including a 16-year-old girl, at a bowling alley.
The women were talking about their tattoos when he approached to say he had a tattoo on his penis. When the women ignored him, he unzipped his pants to show them.
Jayson initially told officers he “displayed his thumb pretending it was his genitals in a gesture of fun,” but witnesses disputed his account and said it was definitely his penis because “thumbs aren’t 6 inches long.”
According to the New York Post, Jayson later pled guilty to public indecency and lewd exposure and was sentenced to four days in jail plus two years probation.
A year and a half later… Lauren married him!
After tweeting that Democrats are OK with pedophiles, people were quick to remind Boebert about how she’s OK with her husband allegedly flashing an underage girl in public…
For the record, your husband took out his penis in a bowling alley. In. A. Bowling. Alley.
— scottVotesBlue (@scbendell) February 27, 2021
Reminder : Rep Lauren Boebert’s (R-CO-3) husband was arrested for showing his penis to minors in public. She herself has been arrested four times, and may have given tours of the Capitol to terrorists that later attacked Congress. This is what we are dealing with
— Unstable_Genius (@UnstableGeniu14) February 28, 2021
Where do Americans go to claim asylum from seeing your husband's willy? pic.twitter.com/6zgI2Oo6cr
— CuzMin (@MinnieMackTruck) February 23, 2021
Some people think Lorena Bobbitt when they hear Lauren Boebert. There is a difference
1. Bobbitt cut her husband's penis off
2. Boebert's husband showed off his penis to underage girls— #LeaveTheGOP (@TheTangerineTa1) February 28, 2021
How many journalists covered up your husband exposing his penis to underage girls at a bowling alley?
— David Nelson (@davidnelsonORL) March 1, 2021
Boy is she in for a surprise. ? pic.twitter.com/Nmm4qWg4qS
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) February 22, 2021
When is the last time your husband pulled his penis out in front of a minor?
— Wharf Rat (@The_August_West) February 27, 2021
Recently released statistics show that a 16 year old girl is safer in a locker room with a trans woman then they are at a bowling alley with Jayson Boebert.
— Lauren Boebert Is Trash (@AdoptSeniorDogs) February 25, 2021
Hey, tell your husband to stop pulling out his penis.
— Nancy (@nancyebuchanan) March 1, 2021
Bowling Night!
Anyone seen Jayson Boebert lurking?
— Obama’s Nobel (@32bellyoption) February 24, 2021
To be more inclusive, will your husband show his penis at other bowling alleys?
— scottVotesBlue (@scbendell) February 27, 2021
But the story doesn’t end there. Because a few days later, Boehert again made a fool of herself when she tweeted her outrage over Mr. Potato Head dropping the “Mr.” and just being “Potato Head” in an effort to be gender-neutral.
Related: Potato Head–formerly Mr. Potato Head–is now officially gender-neutral
“Mr. Potato Head has now been renamed to be gender inclusive,” the high school dropout raged. “He’s now just going to be called Potato Head. When will the activists demand Joe Biden stops use of the ‘Come On, Man’ catchphrase? For inclusivity’s sake, it should be ‘Come On, Person!'”
Mr. Potato Head has now been renamed to be gender inclusive.
He’s now just going to be called Potato Head.
When will the activists demand Joe Biden stops use of the “Come On, Man” catchphrase?
For inclusivity’s sake, it should be “Come On, Person!”
— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) February 25, 2021
People began calling out Boebert for being more angry about the gender of a plastic potato than she was about her own husband allegedly waving his penis at a child…
Maybe worry less about Toy Genders and more about your husband exposing himself to teens, K?
— 💀DeathMetalViking💀 (@DeathMetalV) February 25, 2021
I heard your hubby got some ink on HIS Potato Head.🥴
— Boebert’s Pork Slider (@srjep) February 25, 2021
My favorite part of this whole Mr. Potato Head thing is watching people like Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene lose their shit over a plastic potato that stores its own body parts up its ass.
— Meredith Lee (@meralee727) February 26, 2021
Would your husband expose himself to either version of Potato Head? I bet he would…
— Eric Taulbee (@etaulbee) February 25, 2021
Lauren Boebert is more upset about a toy potato than the fact that her husband showed his penis to minors in a bowling alley.
— Shannon waiting for vaccines (@richones1) February 25, 2021
I didn’t think anyone could cure my sexual attraction to potatoes but you have today. God bless.
— GG Nominated Peter Pandemic (@TheRealFRZA) February 25, 2021
There are children that know your husband is a man because he showed them.
— North Texas Gourmand (@GourmandNorth) February 25, 2021
Do you realize, that unlike your husband who likes to show his wiener to minors in bowling alleys, Potato head does not, and never had, a wiener?
— Devin Nunes’ bird (@TheNunesBird) February 26, 2021
Of course Lauren Boebert is upset about Mr. Potato Head. Everyone knows how much her husband loves showing off his spud to minors.
— Meredith Lee (@meralee727) February 26, 2021
Hmmm. Somehow we don’t think this is going to stop anytime soon.
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Tombear
I wonder if it was big or micro?
PrinceofPrussia
One of his victims at the bowling alley is quoted as saying 6 inches.
maicol
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dhmonarch89
you would have thought she saw the pics of Trump with Epstein….jeez- what an idiot!
Essie
Remember . . . Eric didn’t know there were photos of his Daddy with Epstein when he put a photo of Maxwell at Chelsea’s wedding. He got totally burned on twitter. It was epic.
Mr. Stadnick
Proving once again racist homophobes really idiots.
jayceecook
And the people who vote them into office are a thousand times worse.
Mister P
No one can make this stuff up.
jayceecook
Concerning the Mr. Potato Head thing her type are so upset about is that they don’t even have the facts right. Of course neither did Queerty.
They are not rebranding Mr and Mrs Potato Head as gender neutral. Both will still exist as Mr and Mrs Potato Head. They are simply going to release a separate set that comes with both male and female accessories so kids can choose how they want to build the dang toy.
So nobody is coming to rip these people’s male and female taters from their kids or future kids. It’s simply another option.
DarkZephyr
Right, though the new box art seems to indicate that they are showing that same sex couples are an option, which is cool.
jayceecook
@DarkZephyr That’s the new set I’m talking about. There are three groups of potato parents. Two are same-sex. This set will contain both the male and female parts (pardon the pun) so children can do as they please.
Of course lost in the outrage is the fact that Mr. and Mrs. PH aren’t being ripped from the shelves to be replaced solely with the gender optional (neutral doesn’t really make sense to me in this regard) variant.
But crazy conservatives are going to do what they always do. Use something completely unrelated to guns and god as a surrogate to complain about “the left” taking their “toys” away.
LumpyPillows
I can’t wait for the indictment and/or resignation.
Den
People like her would never resign. They would have to be indicted and forced from office so they could more easily wallow in victimhood. And regarding her obviously stupid husband, I am sure she feels he has been “washed in the blood of Jesus”, and thus absolved of his pervy act.
DCFarmboy
“Jayson initially told officers he “displayed his thumb pretending it was his genitals in a gesture of fun,” but witnesses disputed his account and said it was definitely his penis because ‘thumbs aren’t 6 inches long’.”
Yeah, neither is Jayson’s dick.
MiguelInVanCT
Wait, this isn’t Gretchen Wieners?
Cam
Republicans and Qanon keep claiming they’re upset about supposed child molestations.
Yet the more and more you hear about Republicans, that seems to be an obvious deflection because far too many of them seem to gotten busted with child pornography, going after under aged kids etc. This is just another example.
Chrisk
Sadly this won’t hurt her as these types only care about hurting the libs. Just another chip off their veneer of “family values” though.
maicol
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cuteguy
Poor man’s Sarah Palin. She’s just waiting for her invite to the masked singer or dancing with the stars bc she has nothing else better to do, like HER JOB
Essie
I hate her guts but at least Sarah Palin had an education. This bozo has a GED that she only recently got. So, “doing her job” is probably very difficult since she probably has very limited reading skills. If she is voted out of office in ’22, I don’t see anyone wanting her on their show, no matter what show it is.