MORNING GOODS — With a bit of a Channing Tatum thing going on, 27-year-old Nottingham model Samuel Jay mimics the actor not just in looks, but talents: he looks best when you start tugging away at his bottoms. (Photos: Joseph Sinclair, Dylan Rosser)
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Nice body (nothing remarkable — vacu-formed gym regulation type); pretty eyes set in thuggish face – interesting contrast. Rolling around in the dirt a bit scattish but adds to the convict-chic over all photographic intent.
Therefore, in the spirit of male physic objectification (after all that is the only reason any of these “Morning Wood” photos are featured here), then I give it two and half paws up.
@ Bunny Snuggles – His thuggish look is what makes me give him an A. If he was a Puerto Rican thug, it would have been an A+ but I won’t complain. Two decent morning goods in a row? The Queerty editors must have put down the crack pipe (I mean, what the hell was up with that redneck on the farm with the face of Down’s Syndrome victim from a couple of days back?)
Okay, I’ll take your penchant for the “Thug” look and raise you one “redneck on the farm with the face of Down’s Syndrome victim”. …Actually, they give bigger head.
@ No. 8 • Joe
We ARE “celebrating about marriage equality in DC” right now as we simultaneously “ab-obsess over yawn pics”! Unlike congress, we CAN walk and chew gum at the same time.
…Besides, ab-obsessing can lead to marriage. Right?
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Bunny Snuggles
Nice body (nothing remarkable — vacu-formed gym regulation type); pretty eyes set in thuggish face – interesting contrast. Rolling around in the dirt a bit scattish but adds to the convict-chic over all photographic intent.
Therefore, in the spirit of male physic objectification (after all that is the only reason any of these “Morning Wood” photos are featured here), then I give it two and half paws up.
~ Bunny
wmcarpenter
Aside from his questionable taste in sunglasses, very handsome. Love the eyes. And the tush.
AlanInUtah
what? no package?
james_cambridge
@ Bunny Snuggles – His thuggish look is what makes me give him an A. If he was a Puerto Rican thug, it would have been an A+ but I won’t complain. Two decent morning goods in a row? The Queerty editors must have put down the crack pipe (I mean, what the hell was up with that redneck on the farm with the face of Down’s Syndrome victim from a couple of days back?)
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i like very much thka queerty
OH Charlie
he is HOT!!!, very good looking guy….PIC # 2 is my fav….but all pics of him are just as good
alan brickman
Don’t sound too jealous now….
Joe
Let’s see some celebration about marriage equality in DC instead of ab-obsessed yawn pics!
gomez
the headline massacre continues
Bunny Snuggles
@ No. 4 • james_cambridge
Okay, I’ll take your penchant for the “Thug” look and raise you one “redneck on the farm with the face of Down’s Syndrome victim”. …Actually, they give bigger head.
@ No. 8 • Joe
We ARE “celebrating about marriage equality in DC” right now as we simultaneously “ab-obsess over yawn pics”! Unlike congress, we CAN walk and chew gum at the same time.
…Besides, ab-obsessing can lead to marriage. Right?
~ Bunny
Suburban
The short buzzed hair, those gorgeous eyes,that body(abs…), he should’ve been the 3rd brother on Prison Break (1st 2 seasons).