All we can remember from going to summer camp are plastic woven lanyards, large insects and a general aura of sexual confusion.
In short, nothing to write home about.
But future Real Housewives of [Insert Hot Real Estate Market] clown wrangler and confirmed top Andy Cohen had a much more dramatic experience. Makes sense.
Below, Andy shares a string of letters he wrote as a child from camp with Stephen Colbert, proving that some kids are just born to produce reality TV:
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William Meyer
I’m in love with him.
vonlmo
(deep eye roll) Is “Drama Queen” the p.c. way of saying “fag”? Just asking.
Captain Obvious
@vonlmo: Ironically you’re being a drama queen right now.
Drama queen refers to someone who creates a problem out of thin air for the sole purpose of creating a scene of which they are the central focus. Alternatively a drama queen can create drama and sit back watching the fireworks unfold comfortably as a form of entertainment to them. That’s Miss Cohen to a T.
Everything isn’t about being gay and everything said isn’t a form of slur. If someone wants to call you a fag they’ll just call you a fag.
Milton Appleby
Proof he is annoying.
Kangol
Andy Cohen turned that drama queendom into a multimillion dollar career, so kudos to him.
Cynthia Gilletti
I think one of his writers penned those letters. Andy’s mother even says he is not that smart…..
Steven J Neville
How could you not like Andy!