DEAR MOM

Proof That Andy Cohen Was A Drama Queen From An Early Age

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All we can remember from going to summer camp are plastic woven lanyards, large insects and a general aura of sexual confusion.

In short, nothing to write home about.

But future Real Housewives of [Insert Hot Real Estate Market] clown wrangler and confirmed top Andy Cohen had a much more dramatic experience. Makes sense.

Below, Andy shares a string of letters he wrote as a child from camp with Stephen Colbert, proving that some kids are just born to produce reality TV: