It’s hard to find a man these days. Let alone a super man. The seemingly endless quest for love can get a bit tiresome, leading lonely hearts in the realm of fantasy. Never fear, heartbroken homos – the superhero match makers are here!
Despite existing in separate comic company realms, Doctor Fate and Professor X have teamed up to help you find the super-powered lover of your dreams. All you have to do is head on over to the Superhero Dating Quiz, answer some standard questions – “Do You Like Big Muscles?”, “Do you like flying?” – and the duo find your match.
We’re 65.2% compatible with Beast from the X-Men. Batman trailed close behind with 64.6%. No offense, Beast, but we’re going to go with Batman. Oh, shit, we’ve made Beast cry!
It’s not you, Beast, it’s our distaste for shedding animals. We’ll give you a call if things between us and old Bat butt don’t work out.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
(Super thanks to reader Nathan for sending us the link. You’re our hero.)
Woof
Girl we must have similar taste, thought I pulled Colossus at 67%, Batman was a close second 63.4. I like the saying for Colossus
“Tall, Russian and made of steel Colossus is one country bumpkin knows how to plow a field.”
I was hoping to pull Wolverine – can’t deny a man with scruffy face, muscles and chest hair…WOOF
puck247
I got Spiderman, y’all !!!! Eat THAT Mary Jane !!!!
Gregoire
Rawhide Kid or the Original Green Lantern? No thanks.
naprem
Ooh, i got Iron Man, Wolverine and Cyclops all exactly 62.2% equal. It’s a foursome!
Mr. Kuntz
I’m a dirty little whore to have snagged…..Wolverine 68.2% Match
Short and grumpy looks to be your thing! You thrive on down-to-earch badboys. Hey maybe Wolverine will show you what he’s the best at.
Other Close Matches:
Madman (64.6%)
Hulk (62.8%)
Paul Raposo
Madman with 65.2%
Due to his “rebirth,” Madman is innocent, kind, and good natured. He doesn’t like evil and will try to put a stop to it. He’ll show you a snappy time.
I lurve innocent boys!
Followed by The Rawhide Kid with 62.2% and Alan Scott with 58.6%
Glad I didn’t pull Batman, or Superman. They’re real douch bags.
Dawster
Nightwing is mine… which i am TOTALLY cool with… (hehehehe)
Baylor
I got Beast too, with 71.2%. Followed by Madman and, strangely, Alan Scott, who were both tied at 65.2%.