Save Me Gay Heroes!

It’s hard to find a man these days. Let alone a super man. The seemingly endless quest for love can get a bit tiresome, leading lonely hearts in the realm of fantasy. Never fear, heartbroken homos – the superhero match makers are here!

Despite existing in separate comic company realms, Doctor Fate and Professor X have teamed up to help you find the super-powered lover of your dreams. All you have to do is head on over to the Superhero Dating Quiz, answer some standard questions – “Do You Like Big Muscles?”, “Do you like flying?” – and the duo find your match.

We’re 65.2% compatible with Beast from the X-Men. Batman trailed close behind with 64.6%. No offense, Beast, but we’re going to go with Batman. Oh, shit, we’ve made Beast cry!

It’s not you, Beast, it’s our distaste for shedding animals. We’ll give you a call if things between us and old Bat butt don’t work out.

(Super thanks to reader Nathan for sending us the link. You’re our hero.)

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