Weâ€™ve all fibbed about one thing or another on our own Gay.com profiles. Small insignificant fudges here and there are completely normal. The biggest exaggeration weâ€™ve ever come across during our unsuccessful dating life has been body type. If youâ€™re going to lay claim to a swimmerâ€™s build, please, at least lose the Buddha belly.
Burn the flab by actually taking up swimming. Not only is it a great low impact cardio work out (saves those joints) but is also a terrific endurance builder. Make sure you also take up other forms of exercise to avoid overtraining.
If your local gym doesnâ€™t have a pool, take the Village Peopleâ€™s advice and have some fun at the YMCA. But if you prefer to surround yourself with unclosted gays, look up a local swimming league at the International Gay and Lesbian Aquatics. We love our fellow aquatic queers in Louisville for adopting the name KY Liquid. We just hope they donâ€™t wade around in the stuff.
Bulky swim trunks will just slow you down, so go with the Speedo. I know what youâ€™re thinking, but swimming pools might just be the only place where Speedo briefs won’t gross you out. Our favorite is the solid dive suit – sleek, simple and sexy.
And finally, check out hot Olympian Michael Phelpâ€™s site. This, bitches, is what a true swimmerâ€™s build looks like.