demographics

The 9 Types of Britney Spears Concert Fans

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THE YOUNG SKANKS

Armed with a skirt line threatening to expose their lady regions with every half-step of her six-inch stilettos, The Young Skank is a many-numbered, many-splendored thing at the Britney concert. They’re here for the (underage) drinking, the straight dudes (approximately seven per show), and the excuse to wear a slutty top to show off their new rack.

Inside the show, the pose is generally uniform: cup of frothy beer thrusted into the air on high in the right hand, digital camera dangling from wriststrap on left hand, ass grinding hard against whatever skank/old man/chair seems closest.

By the time “Get Naked” comes on, remember to shield your eyes—thongs leave devastating bruises when slingshot from across the arena.