Dune: Part Two has arrived—with one of the best-looking casts that have ever graced the silver screen.
We’re talking Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya, Rebecca Ferguson, Josh Brolin, Dave Bautista, and Javier Bardem. Oscar Isaac and Jason Momoa aren’t reprising their parts from 2021’s Dune, but in their stead, Austin Butler, Florence Pugh, and Léa Seydoux have joined the action for Denis Villeneuve’s sci-fi sequel.
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In Dune: Part Two—which continues the story from Frank Herbert’s 1965 novel—Paul Atreides (Chalamet) unites with Chani (Zendaya) and the Fremen while seeking revenge against the conspirators who destroyed his family.
And based on the thirst tweets below, some moviegoers would risk it all—even sand getting into body crevices—for a shot with the Dune: Part Two actors. Or even that infamous popcorn bucket…
I am concerned how horny I am for na-Baron Feyd Rautha. I didn’t find Austin Butler hot until he was shaved, had his teeth blackened, and showed insatiable bloodlust. Fuck me up, I can fix him I swear pic.twitter.com/0NFNB6S9Ts
Apparently, Josh Brolin was so beguiled by the blockbuster boy wonder that he wrote him an oddly thirsty poem.
Dave Bautista
I’ve been obsessed with Dave Bautista for abt 10 years. Seems like a fun dude to be around, sexy as hell, and I love his politics. pic.twitter.com/gCDU9wK43Y
Now seen half a dozen of you sickos say you will, without any subtlety or innuendo, fuck the DUNE bucket. And all I have to say is…yeah. I think we’re all going to fuck the DUNE bucket. https://t.co/513cJdkFMI
Apparently, Josh Brolin was so beguiled by the blockbuster boy wonder that he wrote him an oddly thirsty poem.
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I’m glad social media didn’t have this hold on our lives in 1984 or 2000. We’d be posting thirst traps of Kyle Maclachlan, Sting, Alec Newman, Matt Keeslar, etc.
“One of the best looking cast”?? Has the author even looked at the past 50 years of TV or Movies? Timothée, bless his soul, is a nice looking seemingly-teenager – but not anything remarkable in the looks department. Austin Butler is a nice looking man with thick lips and clear eyes, but he is no runway model with his long narrow face.
I think some of the cast forgot to hand back the costumes after filming wrapped. At least Austin has dropped the Elvis voice (that he has stated is his real voice) for this role. Back to his The Shannara Chronicles voice.
Boring. YAWN… Their so-called “talent” is flat at best and sorely lacking at worst. A lot of today’s films over use special effects which have NO acting chops. One of the reasons movie theaters are dying.
Call me after they have shaved. It’s creepy how hairless boys are served up on Queerty’s peverse pu pu platter and pedo file. Dan Clarendon and lincoln logger Graham Gremore seem to be catfishing for boys.
Remember, if the hairless boys can’t shave, don’t look. Graham and Don know the red line all too well.
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theaterbloke
I’m glad social media didn’t have this hold on our lives in 1984 or 2000. We’d be posting thirst traps of Kyle Maclachlan, Sting, Alec Newman, Matt Keeslar, etc.
Gadfeal
“One of the best looking cast”?? Has the author even looked at the past 50 years of TV or Movies? Timothée, bless his soul, is a nice looking seemingly-teenager – but not anything remarkable in the looks department. Austin Butler is a nice looking man with thick lips and clear eyes, but he is no runway model with his long narrow face.
nm4047
I think some of the cast forgot to hand back the costumes after filming wrapped. At least Austin has dropped the Elvis voice (that he has stated is his real voice) for this role. Back to his The Shannara Chronicles voice.
Invader7
Boring. YAWN… Their so-called “talent” is flat at best and sorely lacking at worst. A lot of today’s films over use special effects which have NO acting chops. One of the reasons movie theaters are dying.
Ronbo
Call me after they have shaved. It’s creepy how hairless boys are served up on Queerty’s peverse pu pu platter and pedo file. Dan Clarendon and lincoln logger Graham Gremore seem to be catfishing for boys.
Remember, if the hairless boys can’t shave, don’t look. Graham and Don know the red line all too well.