The Top 10 Signs The Apocalypse Will Definitely Happen Tomorrow


8. Gays Made It Big on TV

From The New Normal to The Amazing Race, 2012 was a record year for LGBT representation on television, proving that the revolution will indeed be televised.


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  • deltabadhand

    It’s already been 12/21 on the other side of the world for about 30 minutes now. I think we’re good…

  • Mjl-428

    @deltabadhand: true. they never said exactly what time of the day. I mean were there accounts for leap year and everything else?

  • 2eo

    @Mjl-428: It’s the Mayan’s they never missed any prediction. They completely knew the Spanish were coming, but they knew they were no match for their ridiculous moustache’s.

    We’re doomed, see you in hell you guys and girls, I’ll be the guy sitting on the throne of skulls from aborted babies with a sash knitted together from gay marriage certificates.

  • Mjl-428

    @2eo: then I guess I’ll meet my true love then as we’re both being tortured for eternity

  • Charlie in Charge

    Well if one views 2012 as a time for potential rebirth and positive change then all items on the list except for Whitney passing can be seen as wonderful growth and change.

    We aren’t where we should be, we aren’t where we are going to be but thank everything we aren’t where we were.

  • JAW

    what ever happened to the guy that predicted the end of the world earlier this year??

    last I heard it was close to the end of the world for him… Did it happen??

  • queerty1958

    @2eo: You won’t see any of us. Sorry to disappoint you.

  • wombat

    Well it’s 1026am on the 21st where I live … still looking good outside .. very hot (like 32 celcius)

  • 2eo

    @queerty1958: I will, don’t mistake my massive blood alcohol level with actual blindness, it may be a blur but I know it’s you nonetheless.

  • WayDifferent

    Whitey Houston “crossed over” back in the early 80’s. It is known she sold her soul back then which is the result of her “passing on” (as you may have meant in place of the word death that has become so offensive with the PC crowd) in 2012.

  • ynottonycom

    If it indeed is going to happen . .
    Then it must be guided by a power greater than I …
    Therefore, I will go to work as usual . …

  • Sam

    Gurl, all I know is if there is heaven, Whitney is up there locked in her bathroom smokin’ crack in peace (what does a bitch have to do to get some privacy up in here??) with her sex toys. Happy Apocalypse!

  • Freddyeddy

    Everyone is misusing the word Apocalypse. It doesn’t mean the end of the world, just a traumatic loss. Its original meaning from the ancient Greek is apo-=to take away,+ calypse= a masculine cover, and refered to what Jews did to their foreskins. It was concidered a tragedy for the Greeks who enjoyed their prepuces and never committed circumcision unless it became necessary, like from an infected injury. The Jews did it because they lost the knowledge of how to properly care for their prepuces from believing in a superstitious false heavenly godfather and having sex with animals and getting UTI’s and STD’s leading to delirium induced audio and visual halucinations. This same cinario caused the Islamic religions to develop, also. An Apocalypse/Apocalyptra(fem. word form) happens every day to the least of our brothers and sisters because of religious paranoia.

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