This hunky TikToker just can’t find pants that fit, and we hope he never does
By Jude Cramer · 32 comments· Updated on January 26, 2024
credit: Instagram
Finding pants that fit you correctly can be a nightmare. But watching this TikToker find pants that fit him? That’s a dream come true.
Austin Martin is a fitness influencer with content on Instagram, TikTok, and — yes — OnlyFans. Martin’s what SZA would call a big boy, standing at 6’4” and weighing in at around 250 pounds. On March 24, he posted a cry for help to TikTok.
“My name is Austin, and I have never been able to find pants that fit me right,” he says before backing up to show the camera his physique. “I have pretty big legs, I’ve got a pretty big behind, and it’s just never worked out for me.”
He complains that pants are always either too baggy or too tight, showing the camera both extremes as he jumps to get into his jeans.
Immediately, the comments section proved that this series was half about Martin finding the perfect fit, and half about the moments where he’s wearing no pants at all. Commenters wrote, “I identify as pants,” “Tight ones are just fine,” “Try me on,” and “Cake is my favorite food.”
Clearly, Martin didn’t mind, and the series began in earnest. In his first attempt, Martin brings us with him to the changing room at Target. He goes through joggers, dress pants, and athletic jeans. Nothing fits to Martin’s standards, so it’s on to the next store.
Next, Martin checks out Gap, going for some straight-cut pants that fit him better than expected, prompting a happy dance in the mirror. But there’s still a little too much room around the waist — the search continues.
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Finally, we come to the series finale. Martin’s trying out a new brand: Bonobos. “It’s about as good as you can get without having them tailored,” he says. “I guess the series might be over!
“Thanks a lot Bonobos for ending this series,” one commenter wrote with a side-eye emoji. But all is not lost! Despite being happy with the Bonobos pants, Austin is continuing producing changing-room content.
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And with Men’s Wearhouse ‘You’re going to like the way you look, we guarantee it’. There’re options for the hard to fit. Custom clothes although expensive are measured and made to your body type, something that off the rack clothes can’t do. They are also more expensive but in the grand scheme of things are better made and if doen by an experienced tailor are an asset as they make you feel and look good
because he’s str8 & doesn’t identify as heritage where a kilt would/could be worn & only does controlled self promoting pic. As such, wouldn’t be seen in public in an outfit that is more akin to gay fetish apparel.
Finally gay men are getting comfortable being big and also fit. Who among us are tired of breaking our asses almost to exhaustion everyday at the gym and eating nothing but organic this or that and never eatng in something as it might make us gain weight? We try all the latest crazy diets that promise quick results, wasting money on expensive supplements or special foods that do nothing but waste our money and time and when we don’t get the results we think of ourselves as failures And so many of us try to fit into what’s the current body type and become obsessive if we somehow don’t fit into the ideal body type? Who among us are tired constantly being rejected because ‘you’re somehow not soemone’s type’ for some unknown reason? That said like some people, he needs to have his clothes custom made for his body type. It can be rare for people to find something that fits perfectly in all the right places and is comfortable right off the rack without alteration. Custom made clothing’s albeit expensive but looking good and feeling good about yourself is worth the effort and pays incalculable dividends.
Sure would like to see him in compression shorts at the gym (which are very comfortable to wear). If I saw him in compression shorts at the gym I would probably start to drool uncontrollably – he is smoking hot.
OK, I don’t get this. He’s clearly trying to stuff himself into pants that are a size or three too small. The key to fitting his body type (I am shaped the same) is to go one size larger so they fit in the waist, booty, and thighs, and get the “athletic”, “slim”, or “skinny” cut so the rest of the legs aren’t baggy.
Also stay away from low rise jeans as there isn’t enough there to cover your butt, especially if you bend over or squat for any reason.
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Rambeaux
Now, there’s a man on TikTok that I can get behind.
Matthewnow
Handsome with a good sense of humor. I’ll be his pants.
MinnesotaNotNice
The best thing on Instagram is him, I do enjoy my daily dose of this side of beef.
humancobras666
how boring
Fname Optional Lname
His problem is not the pants.- it’s the underwear!
ZzBomb
My Dude, it’s called a tailor.
abfab
This male bimbo should discover MEN’S WAREHOUSE! They measure you.
winemaker
And with Men’s Wearhouse ‘You’re going to like the way you look, we guarantee it’. There’re options for the hard to fit. Custom clothes although expensive are measured and made to your body type, something that off the rack clothes can’t do. They are also more expensive but in the grand scheme of things are better made and if doen by an experienced tailor are an asset as they make you feel and look good
ladron
He needs to shop Big and Tall with athletic cuts available. Why pants? kilts, skirts, leggings. The world is full of options.
nm4047
because he’s str8 & doesn’t identify as heritage where a kilt would/could be worn & only does controlled self promoting pic. As such, wouldn’t be seen in public in an outfit that is more akin to gay fetish apparel.
DBMC
Hey folks, if the pants fit the tiktok would end.
Prax07
He’s straight though, stopped following him a while back.
SDR94103
let me be your underwear.
winemaker
Finally gay men are getting comfortable being big and also fit. Who among us are tired of breaking our asses almost to exhaustion everyday at the gym and eating nothing but organic this or that and never eatng in something as it might make us gain weight? We try all the latest crazy diets that promise quick results, wasting money on expensive supplements or special foods that do nothing but waste our money and time and when we don’t get the results we think of ourselves as failures And so many of us try to fit into what’s the current body type and become obsessive if we somehow don’t fit into the ideal body type? Who among us are tired constantly being rejected because ‘you’re somehow not soemone’s type’ for some unknown reason? That said like some people, he needs to have his clothes custom made for his body type. It can be rare for people to find something that fits perfectly in all the right places and is comfortable right off the rack without alteration. Custom made clothing’s albeit expensive but looking good and feeling good about yourself is worth the effort and pays incalculable dividends.
winemaker
With the scenes in the gym, where are the nudes of this handsome guy in ther shower?
JTinToronto
Sure would like to see him in compression shorts at the gym (which are very comfortable to wear). If I saw him in compression shorts at the gym I would probably start to drool uncontrollably – he is smoking hot.
mf12345678
He also has a fan site where he tries on different types of underwear and then gets into the shower to make them see-through! Have fun!
Pietro D
He’s TOO Big….. Not attractive!
SUPREME
he had me at 6′ 4″
huckchuck
Hah, try being 5’4” and finding pants that fit off the rack and get back to me.
Septemberknight
Where are you shopping and what’s you waist size. I can walk in a mall and find clothes and I’m only about an inch-inch and a half taller.
Bromancer7
OK, I don’t get this. He’s clearly trying to stuff himself into pants that are a size or three too small. The key to fitting his body type (I am shaped the same) is to go one size larger so they fit in the waist, booty, and thighs, and get the “athletic”, “slim”, or “skinny” cut so the rest of the legs aren’t baggy.
Also stay away from low rise jeans as there isn’t enough there to cover your butt, especially if you bend over or squat for any reason.
crashstlmo
So tell us about his Only Fans page…
satxsaturnalian
It’s just gaybait, nothing more than underwear and ass cheek.
ferraria
Nobody does ‘meaningless’ like Queerty.
KellyRobinsonJr
I’ll flip Top or Tale that he can get into my pants…
humancobras666
He’s a fitness guy? He has a bit of a belly for allegedly being one. LOL.
This story is stupid and just to promote his onlyfans page. zzzzzz
humancobras666
They do have specialty stores for douchebags like him.
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I HAVE HAD GREAT SUCCESS WITH “KING SIZE CATALOG” FOR BIG & TALL MEN!! THEY HAVE GOOD STYLES ON ALL THEIR CLOTHES & ACCESSORIES!! GOOD LUCK!!
inbama
He just needs to lose some weight, but keep the face and the ass.
Paulie P
How is it that every member of the NFL and the NBA seem to walk around everyday in pants?
JJinAus
Hmm, I’m his height and quite a bit heavier. I can buy pants off the shelf. Shirts, not so much.