File this one under “Mariah Carey! She’s Just Like Us!” The notorious diva apparently has some opinions about what constitutes appropriate music for sexy time, and that absolutely does not include songs that are not by Mariah Carey.
This dubious bit of gossip comes courtesy of an anonymous source who tells Australian entertainment site The Fix about the time Mimi literally pitched fiancé James Packer’s laptop out the damn window for trying to romance her by playing Beyoncé’s “Crazy in Love.”
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But it seems like Packer should have known better, though. This is apparently not the first time he’s caused a Cali-level drought in Mariah’s drawers for playing another female artist. The anonymous source says the 46-year-old adult star of Glitter literally coughed up a courgette when Packer accidentally allowed her to hear five bars of JLo’s “Waiting for Tonight.” A friggin’ courgette, y’all!
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“He has learned never, ever to play another female artist in the house,” the tipster claims. “It’s either Mariah, jazz or classical!”
DDstar1me
Lmao…Meme girllll…you str8 cray cray.
You got too much money to be ackin up like this.
Girl stop it!
IDoNotHaveToAgreeWithYou
On one hand she is bat shit crazy. On the other it’s Beyonce music, so who can blame her?
DDstar1me
@IDoNotHaveToAgreeWithYou …oh see…see… now you went too far bitch! Too far. Beyonce is off limits.
Curtispsf
@DDstar1me: Oh no you DON’T gurl. Criticizing Queen Bae is perfectly fine since “Crazy in Love”. So IDoNotHaveToAgreeWithYou. I AGREE with you, gurl. Mariah Carey IS bat shit crazy and this WAS Beyonce’s music so in my book, she gets a pass. /|\
aph
Mariah and Beyoncé have been good friends for a number of years and she has always shown Beyoncé respect so I doubt this really happened. I might believe it if it was a Jennifer Lopez song however. That said, these diva rumours about Mariah are never true and she must find them hilarious because there have been some funny ones over the years.
DDstar1me
@ Curtispsf….LMAO..oh no gurl..Bee is off limits. LMAO.
Dave Downunder
OMG reading these comments……did I just fall into stereotype hell.
IDoNotHaveToAgreeWithYou
@DDstar1me: She ain’t off limits. She out the window and floating in the gutter.
Tony Johnston
@aph: Yeah, I remember reading more than one interview where she said Beyonce was one of her favorite new (at the time) artists.
Stilinski26
The story is false! she would never pick it herself she probably asked her assistant to throw it off!
Shadeaux
Mariah is a mess
trell
To be honest, I’d probably throw my partner’s laptop out of the window if he started playing Mariah Carey tunes on it.
Kangol
Thankfully that sexy Nick Cannon extricated himself from his relationship with this certifiably crazy, and incredibly talented, woman.