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Trolling Tuesdays

Obviously there have been some changes around these parts. The long weekend brought us a new look, a new attitude and a new weekly feature: Trolling Tuesdays!!

Each and every Tuesday we’ll bring you some of the tastiest tasteless bits of digital dick digging (and coochie quests) this great internet has to offer. You’re also going to have to click for it.

We’re going to start of slow today and just ease into it with this somewhat touching, a bit perplexing and entirely verbose posting from near or around Kokomo, Indiana. A preemptive sic, as if you couldn’t guess:

If you are a busy body bluecollar, whitecollar, or any down-to-earth professional, you are encouraged to drop by at my place for you to relax and be yourself. My place is for your discrete affair to sexually free yourself from sexual tensions due to over-work, sexless relationship, curiousity, or just for fun. You can bring your own pal or buddy if you want to. Just no smoking or heavy drinking involve. Picture is appreciated with average stats. Thank you.

I am pacific islander, short in stature and cute.

Cute, indeed. He’s not pushy or over-eager, just an “encouraging” note to all area professionals (actual occupation unimportant) who want to use his pad to kick their shoes off, lay back and, perhaps – but not necessarily – get off. In fact, he doesn’t even seem to be offering his services, just his apartment. We guess it’s true what they say about Midwestern hospitality.

Speaking of hospitality – we know you kids are out there doing some trolling of your own, so be sure to send us all the cringe-inducing, nonsensical, wholly irrational, sick, funny and/or just plain bizarre sexverts you can find.

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