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Wait, what?
Donald Trump sent out a sweet Valentine’s Day message Wednesday for Melania…in the form of a fundraising email.
The quadruple-indicted, twice-impeached, one-term ex-president is quite the romantic!
The touching note, which centers around his array of legal woes, reads as follows:
Dear Melania: I love you. Even after every single INDICTMENT, ARREST and WITCH HUNT, you never left my side.
You’ve always supported me through everything.
I wouldn’t be the man I am today without your guidance, kindness and warmth.
You will always mean the world to me, Melania.
From your husband with love,
Donald J. Trump
You gotta love Trump’s full name signature, by the way. So intimate and warm!
Trump’s untraditional deranged love letter comes at a conspicuous moment. After skirting public appearances for months, Melania attended an event at Mar-a-Lago over the weekend…though it’s worth noting she lives there.
Prior to Saturday, Melania was MIA for a long time. She’s been uninvolved in her husband’s presidential campaign, outside of a brief interview with Fox News a year ago now.
Trump tried to hit Nikki Haley for her husband’s absence from the campaign trail, but that didn’t work. Haley’s husband is deployed in Africa with the South Carolina Army National Guard.
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Trump knocks Haley for lack of husband on campaign trail… but where’s Melania?
And Haley had a blunt message in response to the former President’s attempt at a dig.
Always bombastic, Trump struggles to explain his wife’s absence. Though his sweet Valentine’s Day words say otherwise, she has left his side.
Melania hasn’t appeared at any of his court dates or arraignments.
And boy, there are a lot of those! Trump’s latest loss happen recently, when he was found liable for sexually assaulting and defaming writer E. Jean Carroll.
Trump, despite saying he never met her, was ordered to pay Carroll $83.3. million. At the deposition, he confused a photo of Carroll with his second wife, Marla Maples.
The disgraced ex-president, who once bragged about grabbing women by the p*ssy, is a true family man.
He loved his first wife, Ivana, so much, he buried her in a pauper’s grave on his golf course in Bedminster, New Jersey.
It’s been reported that Ivana was buried on the course for a tax break. The New Jersey tax code exempts cemetery land from all business, sales, income, and inheritance taxes.
That seems fitting. Trump’s true love is grifting, after all…
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It’s been a little over a year since Ivana Trump was laid to rest in a pauper’s grave on Donald Trump’s golf course in Bedminster, New Jersey.
But back to the court cases: Trump is also awaiting a verdict in his $370 million fraud trial against New York. If he loses, he may never be allowed to operate a business in the Empire State ever again.
Regardless, Trump is still expected to spend a lot of time in his home state. He’s awaiting dates for his trial on charges that he falsified business records to cover up his affair with Stormy Daniels.
No word on whether Melania will attend that one (probably not)!
Trump’s other criminal cases are over charges that he mishandled highly classified docs, incited an insurrection and attempted to overturn the 2020 election.
Oh, and the Supreme Court is also on the verge of deciding whether Trump is “immune” from federal charges in his alleged efforts to subvert the election.
That means Melania will have plenty of opportunities to support her devout husband in public.
But will she?
So far, the answer has been “no.”
She’s been referenced: Trump’s attorneys invoked her mother’s death in a shameless attempt to delay trial dates.
But so far, she hasn’t been seen. Happy Valentine’s Day, indeed.
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Trump’s super PAC is making Melania’s stylist great again!
abfab
Dear Melania: I love you. Even after every single INDICTMENT, ARREST and WITCH HUNT, you never left my side.
You’ve always supported me through everything.
I wouldn’t be the man I am today without your guidance, kindness and warmth.
You will always mean the world to me, Melania.
From your husband with love,
Shaver C
Fahd
“If you love me no matter what you’ll send me money” Is that the message? Why isn’t there a law against the guy and his webmaster sharks grooming his gullible supporters into sending him their hard-earned money. Talk about the long con.
ShaverC
At least Trump could write, Biden is so out of it he can’t even read the teleprompter anymore. Biden’s own DOJ even stated he’s too delirious to stand trial for stealing sensitive information and keeping the files in a dirty, broken box in his garage.
SoPluckyWhat
Biden is using the Reagan defense. But, then again, Reagan had Alzheimer’s sooooooo…….
dbmcvey
Shaves is so stupid.
But then, he’s MAGA so it should be expected.
ShaverC
dbmcvey, I’m not the one who believes a senile old man is capable of running a country.
abfab
He’s running it now, douchebag.
dbmcvey
You’re right Shaves, Trump is senile and shouldn’t be allowed to run.
Den
“Biden’s own DOJ ”
It is only the MAGATs and lovers of authoritarianism that think traditionally non-partisan government offices “belong” to the person serving as president. As mentioned over, and over, and over, the official who made these allegations is heavily partisan. Try getting up on the actual facts regarding the differences between the two cases involving documents. One offered to return the few documents they had immediately, before being asked, the other went to great lengths to retain them, even lying about what they had forcing a search warrant to be issued on their resort hotel. You seem a buffoon sheepishly parroting the MAGAt talking points as if they are based on fact.
And regarding Biden’s ability to speak publicly after a life long struggle with stuttering vs Trump’s increasingly obvious aphasia and confusion, it is obvious you have either never listened to more than sound bites from either, or are simply lying. As for memory lapses, both have them, and they are not indicative of clinical dementia. Of the two, the least healthy neurologically sure seems like Trump to anybody who is paying attention. Of the two, one (Biden) acts in a manner befitting a president, the other alternates between acting like a mediocre stand-up comedian, and a spoiled child. Of the two, Biden has valuable legislative accomplishments to talk about. All Trump has is whining about what a poor, sad, loser and victim he is. And you cultists just eat that crap up!
Den
“I’m not the one who believes a senile old man is capable of running a country.”
But you are the one stupid enough to believe that man is senile. You are the one who is stupid enough not to understand the difference between misleading sound bites, rumors and lies, and the reality of the Biden presidency. You are the one supporting a verifiably corrupt grifter and liar who routinely reveals ignorance of our history and how our government functions.
ShaverC
Den, Anyone who says Biden has all his faculties is either not paying attention or lying. He can’t get through an entire speech, barely making it past a couple of sentences. Recent flubs:
Claimed to have just talked to Helmut Kohl who died in 2017.
Claimed to have talked to François Mitterrand, who died in 1996.
When trying to talk about Hamas: “There is some movement, and I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna….. let me be choose my words—there’s some movement. There’s been a response from the, uh, there’s been a response from the opposition, but um…,” A reporter then reminds him what he’s supposed to talk about and then Biden continues, “Yes, I’m sorry, from Hamas,”
And finally this from a recent speech at a brewery in Wisconsin: “The beer brewed here. It is used to make the brewed beer. During is define, oh, earth Rider. Thanks for the Great Lakes. I wonder why,”
Mack
Shaver C your sweetheart Donnie is even worst and way more senile. But your head is in a place you can’t see it.
dbmcvey
Even if Biden was drooling on the desk in the Oval Office I would vote for him over Trump.
Mister P
Shaves is always good for a laugh.
abfab
Shaves is on auto-pilot. Imagine living with this repetitive,whiney, old, tired, decrepid geezer. Ew, no.
dbmcvey
As long as he realizes we’re laughing at him, not with him.
Den
Some of us just pity his stupidity. He is at the bottom of the pile of “useful idiots” for the MAGA party.
abfab
Shaver is as useless as the POS. Trolls, both. Imagine how sick you have to be to vote for Trump.
Mister P
Melanoma doesn’t want poetry she wants her credit card paid.
abfab
True dat! That entire family is under-water and in line waiting to file for every chapter of bankruptsy that exists. Save your pennies, Barron.
Chrisk
Exactly. That’s why she recently renegotiated her last prenuptial. She knows her worth to fat Donnie right now. Very shrewd whore. I mean first lady. 🙂
RIGay
You’re all missing the point; the grifting is what they consider foreplay.
FreddieW
It would be wonderful to forget about Donald Trump, permanently. Which is a good reason to vote for Nikki Haley in the primaries. You aren’t using every opportunity to defeat him, otherwise. And that’s a fact, unlike what some of you say to red state, 3rd party voters about the general election: “If you don’t vote for Biden, you’re voting for Trump.” Hogwash. The President isn’t elected by popular vote.
Den
It is unlikely voting for Haley will prevent Trump’s ultimate nomination. But the rapidity with which his impending trials proceed may well reduce his electoral college chances. And given the way electoral votes are allocated it is very definitely true that if third party candidates take votes from Biden, they ARE votes for Trump.
Being realistic though, Trump as not once won the popular vote and got his first term through the failed electoral college system, as has been the case with the last few Republican presidents. We can only hope that by undermining reproductive choice, by appointing corrupt supreme court justices, by making his corrupt nature and declining mental acuity more obvious, more independent voters will go for the Democratic candidate, whoever that ends up being (though Biden looks like it). Down ballot, republicans grow less and less popular as well with people seeing how ineffectual and petulant they have become.
FreddieW
If Trump wins, the only group you can reasonably blame is the DNC. Pushing an addled old man when they claim democracy is threatened is insanity. I have no more use for the Democratic party. I’ll vote for individual Democrats as I see fit, but voting on party lines by ideology — that ship has sailed for me. Never again. They’re just being abusive to the nation with that tactic now.
abfab
Den. Thank you for your input. The right will never understand how foolish they’ve become. It’s become a study for the ages………….Gay Republicans.
decrans
Freddie, hard agree. And living in Gavin Newsom’s technocratic California bolstered my disdain.