Brave, brave actor Colin Farrell has a confession to make.
A Celebrity Confession, to be exact.
The actor agreed to take part in an Ellen DeGeneres segment in which participants earn up to $10,000 for charity simply by sharing a personal secret they’ve never told another soul.
Farrell rose to the challenge and totally went there — if “there” is a place where you talk candidly about pubic hair.
He recounts a harrowing tale that involves, in his parlance, “retro bush” and how it was almost immortalized in Joel Schumacher’s 2000 film Tigerland.
The director told his actor to trim his nether tresses, and then things escalated and they escalated quickly and they escalated horribly.
Allow him to explain himself.