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WATCH: Studly Silver Surfer Invades New York City On Halloween


Meet Jesse Wellens, a young man clearly unfazed by Halloween falling on a Monday this year. As Vulture reports, all day he’s been tooling through the mean streets of New York City in a skintight Silver Surfer costume, leaving startled spectators and impromptu cries of “yasss!” in his wake.

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We’re not sure how he hasn’t killed himself maneuvering that skateboard-surfboard hybrid through the Village, but the NYPD, much to their credit, are unconcerned. The cops in the video stop just long enough to snap a photo or exchange a quick fist-bump.

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