We’re Transfixed, Nauseated and Confused

We were just looking over our black sister Stereohyped’s shoulder and saw this horrific image. Now, we recreate the consequential conversation:

QT: Oh, dear God! Who is that?
SH: Apparently she’s one of Toni Braxton’s sisters.
QT: No! Really? Well, she sort of looks like her – but why? Why did someone make that and, more importantly, why’s this chick wearing it? In daylight!
SH: I wonder what it looks like in the back.
QT: No, seriously, what’s going on here?
SH: Nothing good.
QT: That’s right, girl.

Now we can’t look away. Someone call our optometrist…