I don’t think Ewan is as proud of his penis as most men who are as well hung would—or should—or could be. I think that’s the greatest demonstration of his innate humility, that he doesn’t wear it like a badge of honor.”
— Actor Colin Farrell sizing up his friend and Cassandra’s Dream costar Ewan McGregor, who has appeared fully nude in several films including Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine and The Pillow Book
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ted72
Big fan of Ewan. He’s sexy, great actor, handsome, and did I say sexy?
Ladbrook
Well, I’m certainly pro penis, so go ahead Colin…. preach on!
IcarusD
Pretty sure Ewan has done more full-frontal work in feature films than Colin has. Colin, let’s see more of yours, too!
dhmonarch89
hey- Colin’s penis is WWAAAYYYY hotter than Ewan’s!!!!
jwtraveler
Why be proud of your penis? You didn’t do anything to get it. Be proud of your accomplishments, of your commitments to responsibility, of compassion for the less fortunate, of being a good human being. Being proud of your penis is just superficial arrogance.
Billy Budd
Both are good european penises. But Ewan’s wins the race by an inch.
Sammy Schlipshit
Since I don’t believe we, the gawkers, have ever seen Ewan in full erection, how can we possibly compare Colin when he’s sporting some thang such as this….
http://www.xvideos.com/video17342/colin_farrell_sex_tape
Xzamilio
@Sammy Schlipshit: Maybe put a “NSFW” disclaimer on it. Some people are at work, lol
Sammy Schlipshit
@Xzamilio:
Well, while that’s true (shouldn’t be looking at porn during work anyway) I would like to believe that if someone is reading an article regarding penis size and exposure, that person would also have enough sense to be aware of what they are about to see.
Gee, I thought my comment was enough warning for all but the severely, out of control randy guy….or gal.
I do get your point though. Just because some one works in an office doesn’t mean they have a ton of common sense.
Hope you enjoyed it.
My, he is a big boy. I do admit I saw waaaaaay more veejayjay than I am comfortable with.
Google his appearance on the Graham Norton show. He chats a bit about the tape.
Sharon Osbourne is also there with a couple of good asides.
jwtraveler
@Xzamilio: I would think the words “sex_tape” make it pretty clear what you’re in for.
Sammy Schlipshit
@jwtraveler:
True that.
One thing that would have made that tape even more enticing for me is if he was a true redhead.
Those guys are my fetish….well, one of them.
Eldred
@Xzamilio: Oh, the Xtube link didn’t give it away? Come on, buddy.
crowebobby
@jwtraveler: Ahhhh put a sock in it! Just joshing.
Arcamenel
They are both nicely hung men. I feel bad for Colin though because in his case people found out from what should have been a private thing.
Sammy Schlipshit
@Arcamenel:
I get your point but if anyone makes an explicit sex tape, they should hang onto it to keep it private.
Obviously, it seems that either the woman or Colin let it slip out for all the web world to see.
As much as I dislike it, any form of privacy is a thing of the past.
petensfo
Thanks for the link… I hadn’t seen that in a long while. I only made it to the pus*y eating scene… yeesh! No can do.
Do we have a link for Ewan’s stuff? I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure.
Sammy Schlipshit
@petensfo:
Just did a quick search for Ewan and his wiener.
No luck.
Guess you’ll just need to watch all his movies where he bares it all….but, since they are regular films there aren’t any real scenes like we would all like to see him do.
Seems he is a happily, long time married guy who doesn’t record his antics….that we know of.
Want to see him as himself?
Watch the videos where he and his best mate take unbelievable motorcycle trips through some of the most dangerous and desolate places imaginable.
Skip the one they do in the States. It’s the least interesting of the bunch.
Tomas
try this link for Ewan: http://www.hotmencentral.com/ewan_mcgregor/
just did a google search for Ewan McGregor nude
Sammy Schlipshit
@Tomas:
Thanks for that link.
While Ewan is impressive (and I do love me some foreskin), we really can’t have a ‘show off’ until we have seen Ewan’s in such an aroused state as Colin.
Although it does look as it may be a tie. Hard to tell who would win in the categories of girth, length, thickness, etc.
But, maybe that’s only my wishful thinking.
Tobi
@IcarusD: Colin Farrell went full frontal in Home At The End Of The World and Alexander. However, I think that the US versions may have these scenes edited out, not entirely sure. I read an interview with one of Farrell’s numerous girlfriends who revealed he wants to be rimmed and rimmed often!!
QJ201
I only sleep in my Magnum Large Condoms T-Shirt. I’m too embarrassed to wear it out of the house.
Xzamilio
@Eldred: Moron, I wasn’t talking about me. All kinds of idiot click on links without looking at them, which is why sites always put up the NSFW before inviting folks to click on them. Common sense ain’t so common, dude.
Xzamilio
@jwtraveler: You’d think that, but people would still click on it and be “shocked” they’re now watching porn at work. And by the way, you can save the smart ass reply, because it was a cheeky comment, not me saying “Oh my god I clicked on this obvious porn at work. I’m so stupid.”
Xzamilio
@Sammy Schlipshit: Yeah, and I’d like to think that people reading an article containing spoiler alerts to their favorite show wouldn’t then be pissed because the article gave away the ending, even though the article had the disclaimer “Spoilers Ahead”… People are dumb.
Sammy Schlipshit
@Xzamilio:
“People are dumb”….ya got that right.
Although there are a lot of thinking folks, all I need to do is pay attention each and every day but especially at elections to see just how many really stupid, ignorant (there is a difference), mean, crazed people there are.
…..and it seems that our gooberment is now completely run by them.
We are up a creek without the proverbial paddle should a republican’t win the 2016 Presidential race.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m no fan of the democraps either.
I’m too smart and liberal for any of them
Xzamilio
@Sammy Schlipshit: Dude, you don’t know how many times I’ve seen comments on sites where the links has something like “GAYBUTTBLASTINGANAL.com” and there’s someone like “I opened this at work!!! You could have said it was NSFW.” I made my comment jokingly, but as you can see by the replies, people that dumb really do exist, as you already know 🙂
I’m REALLY hoping one of these lunatics don’t take office in 2016, but after the midterm debacle, I’m “skurred” they might.
LuckyboyLA
@jwtraveler and Big Dick proud. Yeah sure about accomplishing something. And spoken like a man with an avg one. Any kid by his first gym shower with a big piece knows he’s got something special. What he does with it from then on is up to him. ‘Superficial arrogance’ my ass. Out since 18 and never yet met one like that. And I’ve met a LOT of both Top and Bottom Big Dick men. VesrTop and Kink happens to me all the time. You? Must have ‘Nice Guy/Big Meat’ natural repellant, lol.
Kernos
@Sammy Schlipshit:
Speak for yourselves. Ewan has a proud erection!
Tackle
It seems like when one is a celebrity, it automatically adds an extra inch to ones penis. I’m not a size queen, nor a hater, but Ewan is nothing to write home about. It looks to me to be an average, to a little above average dick. So maybe that’s why he doesn’t make a big deal of it. He’s height is listed as 5’9. But with most male actors, they tend to add an inch or two to their actual height. Combine that to the fact that he’s more on the slim side, and this makes his penis appear bigger than it is. There are nude pics of Jamie Fox out there.And his dick is about twtwice the size of W Ewans. In length and girth. ..
jwtraveler
@Xzamilio: Aren’t you a delight? Do you have anything pleasant to say or do you just go around acting pissy when people don’t get your stupid jokes?
jwtraveler
After seeing this, I may have to retract my “nothing to be proud of” statement. He could play for the Yankees and bring his own equipment.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=34097158
BGinBigD
I LOVE both of them…and their penis’!!!
georgemed222
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