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BLACK ROBED BIGOT

Did You Know All Pedophiles Are Gay And Smell Like Jockstraps?

At least that’s what a bigoted, bat-shit crazy Waupaca County Judge Philip Kirk thinks. While sentencing married 71-year-old Delton Gorges to seven years for sexually assaulting four boys, Kirk said, “I think you were born gayer than a sweet-smelling jockstrap… If anyone believes that in the last 10 years or 15 years all of a sudden you developed an interest in homosexuality and young boys, then I must have looked ravishing in my prom dress this year.” Great. Another idiot who thinks pedophilia equals homosexuality (even though that’s been disproven). Of course, the judge is just following the Catholic church’s view on pedophilia (and if there’s one thing the Catholics church is an expert on, it’s demonizing queers letting orphans rot in state homes rather than give them gay parents molesting kids).

Kirk then made some half-assed remark about how painful it must be a closeted queer in the 40s and 50s:

“I can’t imagine in the 40s or 50s admitting your sexual orientation,” said Judge Kirk. “No one knew there was a closet to come out of in those days. You know you had to be very careful because you could have found your penis floating in the Wolf as walleye bait. It was a terrible life to have to live.”

But Judge Kirk it’s not homosexuality or the closet that drives men to molest kids; it’s their desire to molest children. And far from empathizing with the effects of the closet, he’s merely echoing the same Anita Bryant-esque lines a la “gay people wanna molest kids” that has been used to harass gay teachers and force hordes of queer people back into the closet for fear of social persecution. But when a Judge says it, it’s not just the truth… it’s the law! And “colorful”!

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           May 10, 2011
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  • 16 Comments
    • Monolith
      Monolith

      Listening to the video, I don’t think the judge was necessarily equating homosexuality with pedophilia, but staying in the closet is what can drive a person batty. Which is a whole other argument.

      May 10, 2011 at 9:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John Biggs
      John Biggs

      Sounds like the judge knows A LOT about sweet-smelling jockstraps. Must be in the closet himself!

      May 10, 2011 at 9:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adam
      Adam

      @Monolith: That’s what I got from the video.

      May 10, 2011 at 10:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      WTF. What the hell does this perps sexuality have to do with pedophilia? This judge is bat-shite crazy. It’s illogical. Inappropriate. And of course… WRONG.

      So effed up.

      If the perp did the crime, just tell him, he’s guilty and sentence him. This judge should be tossed out of the judicial system.

      May 10, 2011 at 10:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Riker
      Riker

      Meet the new Queerty, same as the old Queerty.

      May 10, 2011 at 11:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hyhybt
      Hyhybt

      @Riker: YAY!

      May 10, 2011 at 11:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TMikel
      TMikel

      How does he know what a jock strap smells like? Must have had some experience!

      May 10, 2011 at 1:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LiberallyConnor
      LiberallyConnor

      I think the judge was trying to show sympathy for the defendant and it went horribly, horribly wrong. I agree with @Monolith that the judge was trying to say it’s being closeted that makes people do things like this.

      As for the “gayer than a sweet smelling jockstrap” comment: way out of line, would definitely get a lawyer reprimanded in a Missouri courtroom. But the judge is the judge, his court, his rules.

      May 10, 2011 at 2:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hyhybt
      Hyhybt

      I’ve always preferred “queer as a football bat”

      May 10, 2011 at 2:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TED
      TED

      The Judge seems to think his touching young boys was caused by his forbidden homosexual desires but being attracted to young boys is different than being attracted to older men. With the former things are much worse, you really have no one to talk to and that’s going to increase feelings of isolation and hostility towards society which is going to increase the chances that someone with these feelings is going to act out on them. Homosexual acceptance is not going to end pedophilia. Pedophilia is as old as Socrates. It’s not going to go away any time soon.

      May 10, 2011 at 6:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HAL
      HAL

      …I’m more concerned that the judge’s ignorant and discriminatory comments can be used as grounds for an appeal.

      May 11, 2011 at 3:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Baldur
      Baldur

      Being in the toybox is difficult, all right, and is not conducive to a healthy social life.

      Even so, most pedophiles never molest anyone – and oddly enough, most child molesters are NOT pedophiles (that is, are not attracted to children), as numerous studies – including research by the FBI and other law enforcement agencies – attest.

      But all this is irrelevant. What is relevant is that the law has pushed the age of adulthood absurdly high, and has attributed absurd characteristics to sexuality – with the result that many harmless actions are harshly punished, even when any reasonable person would conclude that there was clearly consent by all parties.

      May 12, 2011 at 1:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Paul Pedophile
      Paul Pedophile

      I’m a typical cock sucking faggot, pedophile, dying of full-blown-AIDS!

      I fuck little niggers in the shithole and give them AIDS, which is fine as long as I keep writing big checks to the faggots in the Democratic Party. I look forward to getting “married” and adopting boys to take home and fucking them in the ass as well, cause that what faggots like me do!!

      See ya in hell my fellow faggot with AIDS!!!

      Love and ass licking,
      Paul (the pedophile) Brackett

      Aug 11, 2011 at 10:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • El Tor S
      El Tor S

      Just as all men who are sexually attracted to only women, are straight. All men who are sexually attracted to little boys are gay , and pedophiles. It’s indisputable. Straight men who rape women are rapists. Men who rape boys are gay and are pedophiles. Only in the sickest, most twisted of realities could this not be fact

      Aug 1, 2012 at 8:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • El Tor S
      El Tor S

      Just as all Muslims are not terrorists, but almost all terrorists are muslims; all gay men aren’t pedophiles, but almost ALL pedophiles are gay men.

      Aug 1, 2012 at 8:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Baldur
      Baldur

      Nonsense, El Tor S. Several studies have found that about 30% of men are attracted to prepubescent girls at least as much as to women.

      The same studies found that about 90% of men are _sometimes_ attracted to prepubescent girls.

      Aug 4, 2012 at 9:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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