Happy Endings: The Day We Kept It Brief

• Mark Simpson thinks The Sun‘s totally into lifting shirts, sticking dick in bum.

• Sergeant demoted, discharged for inappropriate touching. Inappropriate gay touching.

• New ANTM contestants bore Lauren Williams.

• Craigslist daddy Craig Newmark leaving??

• New York is one big city.

• Presbyterian Church not down with “Evangelical lesbian” who performs gay “marriage”.

• Television reporters make us want to flash our dicks, too.

• Democrats need to grow a set.

• Brazilian Desperate Housewives desperately bad, except for the gardener.