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Here Is Every Single Zac Efron Shirtless Movie Moment Ever. You’re Welcome.

Zac-Efron-Shirtless-2014-MTV-Movie-AwardsZac Efron’s body was made to be worshipped, so it was really only a matter of time before someone sat down and created the holiest and most erotic movie supercut of all time: Every Single Zac Efron Shirtless Movie Moment.

To celebrate this weekend’s release of Neighbors, the frat boy comedy that inspired a dildo fight and Zac Efron’s first gay blowjob, the fine folks at MTV have spliced together literally every movie scene in which Zac Efron appears shirtless. From his humble beginnings in High School Musical to his soaked whitey-tighty dance scene from The Paperboy, here is the only clip you’ll ever want to watch again.

Sorry, Chris Evans. Your supercut is so last month.

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           May 9, 2014
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  • 13 Comments
    • Cam
      Cam

      It’s getting to be a little much this week isn’t it?

      May 9, 2014 at 12:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Grrrowler
      Grrrowler

      I didn’t realize until recently that I was following a Zac Efron fan blog. How disappointing.

      May 9, 2014 at 1:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MrKev
      MrKev

      What’s with the straight-guy worship Queerty has? It’s getting ridiculous. From the non-stop stories to the two ads I see at this very moment on the side and at the top of his screen promoting his new shytty movie, it’s insane.

      May 9, 2014 at 3:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MrKev
      MrKev

      Let me try that again since I had tons of errors in my first post:

      What’s with the straight-guy worship Queerty has, especially with Zac Efron? It’s getting ridiculous. From the non-stop stories on him to the two ads I see at this very moment on the side and at the top of this webpage promoting his new shytty movie, it’s insane.

      May 9, 2014 at 3:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • coltonblack
      coltonblack

      I can only speak for myself but I like the Zac Efron posts!

      May 9, 2014 at 3:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @MrKev:

      I think basically that since his movie bought ad space they agreed to run a certain amount of postings on him.

      Frankly I would rather see more postings about the movie and less about him.

      May 9, 2014 at 3:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ezywonder
      ezywonder

      zzzz might as well be David Cassidy….

      May 9, 2014 at 4:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ChazFowler
      ChazFowler

      ::yawn:: Queerty is beginning to look a bit stalker-ish about Mr. Efron.

      May 9, 2014 at 5:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dannyboi2
      dannyboi2

      @MrKev: Do you think Queerty lives off air alone? It’s called advertising. When you sell add normally to sweeten the deal you do a lead story and tie in with the advertisement or vice versa. Or you promote free with hopes they’ll do future adds.

      May 9, 2014 at 5:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dannyboi2
      dannyboi2

      Why must we have labels? Zac straight – bi- gay whatever he’s a baby doll, cute as a button and has the prettiest eyes, yes some gays like pretty boys gay bi or straight, now get over it. Most of us will never sleep with him anyway so who cares what he likes me likes Zac. If you don’t like Zac, move on to the next story or make your own Blog. I have like 25 blogs with all different taste cause sometimes I like vanilla, sometimes I like chocolate and most the time I like rocky road. Variety is the spice of life. I think Zac like pistachio a lil sweet and salty and very tasty. I’m craving something sweet and salty. Thank YOu Queerty you guys rawk!

      May 9, 2014 at 5:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ronbo
      Ronbo

      You know you are a rather unpleasant Queen when you find fault with posts about cute guys.

      May those who object to hotness have flashbacks to Harvey Fierstein mid-masturbation. Oh, wait. You don’t masturbate because your equipment doesn’t work anymore. All you have left is bitterness and spite. Please don’t share your bounty.

      May 9, 2014 at 6:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alan down in Florida
      Alan down in Florida

      Whatever Zac’s orientation is he should breed as soon as possible to pass on that fabulous genetic inheritance.

      May 9, 2014 at 7:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache99
      Stache99

      @Ronbo: Duly noted Fan Boy.

      May 10, 2014 at 2:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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