Queerty is better as a member
The congressman, who turned 70 yesterday, celebrated his seventh decade on this earth at his Massachusetts home in a private celebration. Probably SCREAMING AT SOMEBODY.
That sounds about right
He probably spent his birthday like all of us do: alone, drunk, wearing something sparkly, and watching Sandra Bullock movies!
in the baths with Mark Foley.
He spent it on his front lawn, in a bath robe, yelling at gay kids for not accepting the crumbs offered.
@jeffree: jeffree FTW!
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