It’s not so much a parody as it is a gayer version of Miley Cyrus‘ “Wrecking Ball,” which saw the singer licking and stroking a sledgehammer. In this version, Bryan Hawn – the hyena guy from Animal Planet’s Fatal Attractions – plays with his hammer and his giant blue ball. In what I think is supposed be a sexy interpretation of the video there is a whole lot of confusion. Is this a softcore porn? Is this a workout video? When does the ab work kick in? But honestly, I’m not sure what exactly happened. So let’s look at it again…
Okay, he’s stroking his hammer. I get that innuendo but, oh, I hope he doesn’t get a splinter.
And now he’s dry humping/rolling on his ball. Maybe it’s a new ab workout. I’ll have to try it the next time I go to the gym.
Okay, this is definitely a workout video. He’s doing reverse crunches. That’s good, I’ve been looking for a new 8-minute ab video to try out.
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Oh wait, we’re back to playing with the hammer. Man, he’s really thrusting hard.
And now he’s naked. Alright, this is not a workout video… Umm, does he have a single hair on his body (aside from his head)?
And now he’s humping his ball. I guess he’s telling us he’s a top? Well good for him and his abs. You know that Hyena is probably jealous.
[H/T GailyGrind]
litper
What an amazing ass!!
MK Ultra
Well done! Very well done
Tackle
That’s one great natural body. And that’s absolute proof that one does not need steroids to look great.
Katbox
How do people like him even exist?
yaoming
Dude is smokin’ hot… had to be to make up for that awful auto-tuned mess I just listened to.
Carlton Raines
Looks like an offensive camp gay video,Not nice, but for those of small brain matter this may amuse.
unclemike
@Carlton Raines: Oh, you’re so very above it all.
balehead
Lots of big guys don’t do steroids by the way….such loser hate on this site
Nyruinz
@Carlton Raines:
I had subscribed to his youtube channel, but the ass videos get redundant after a while. Typical attention whore, nothing more to see.
MikeE
wait. this is the guy who tried to keep a hyena as a pet in his home?
/facepalm