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Male Fitness Model Strokes His Hammer In “Wrecking Ball” Parody

It’s not so much a parody as it is a gayer version of Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball,” which saw the singer licking and stroking a sledgehammer. In this version, Bryan Hawn – the hyena guy from Animal Planet’s Fatal Attractions – plays with his hammer and his giant blue ball. In what I think is supposed be a sexy interpretation of the video there is a whole lot of confusion. Is this a softcore porn? Is this a workout video? When does the ab work kick in? But honestly, I’m not sure what exactly happened. So let’s look at it again…

Okay, he’s stroking his hammer. I get that innuendo but, oh, I hope he doesn’t get a splinter.

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And now he’s dry humping/rolling on his ball. Maybe it’s a new ab workout. I’ll have to try it the next time I go to the gym.

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Okay, this is definitely a workout video. He’s doing reverse crunches. That’s good, I’ve been looking for a new 8-minute ab video to try out.

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Oh wait, we’re back to playing with the hammer. Man, he’s really thrusting hard.

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And now he’s naked. Alright, this is not a workout video… Umm, does he have a single hair on his body (aside from his head)?

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And now he’s humping his ball. I guess he’s telling us he’s a top? Well good for him and his abs. You know that Hyena is probably jealous.

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[H/T GailyGrind]

By:           Stacy Lambe
On:           Sep 13, 2013
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  • 10 Comments
    • litper
      litper

      What an amazing ass!!

      Sep 13, 2013 at 9:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MK Ultra
      MK Ultra

      Well done! Very well done

      Sep 13, 2013 at 10:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tackle
      Tackle

      That’s one great natural body. And that’s absolute proof that one does not need steroids to look great.

      Sep 13, 2013 at 10:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Katbox
      Katbox

      How do people like him even exist?

      Sep 13, 2013 at 10:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yaoming
      yaoming

      Dude is smokin’ hot… had to be to make up for that awful auto-tuned mess I just listened to.

      Sep 13, 2013 at 10:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Carlton Raines
      Carlton Raines

      Looks like an offensive camp gay video,Not nice, but for those of small brain matter this may amuse.

      Sep 14, 2013 at 9:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • unclemike
      unclemike

      @Carlton Raines: Oh, you’re so very above it all.

      Sep 14, 2013 at 11:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead
      balehead

      Lots of big guys don’t do steroids by the way….such loser hate on this site

      Sep 14, 2013 at 12:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nyruinz
      Nyruinz

      @Carlton Raines:

      I had subscribed to his youtube channel, but the ass videos get redundant after a while. Typical attention whore, nothing more to see.

      Sep 14, 2013 at 4:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      wait. this is the guy who tried to keep a hyena as a pet in his home?
      /facepalm

      Sep 15, 2013 at 11:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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