Our Favorite Gay Texts From Last Night
 
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(323): Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
(206): Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003…

(718): you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out

(757): Come on the kid is gayer than me
(757): Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt

(804): I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.

 
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Comments (7)

No. 1 · Jeebs

so glad you put the pot chocolate-covered cherries… that's my favorite text by far.

I hate reading the comments though, people are such homophobes

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 3:07 am
No. 2 · KyleR

HAHA!!! I nearly spit my tea all over my laptop!! Some of these things are HILARIOUS!!!

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 4:59 am
No. 3 · D-Sun

I love the "I'm totally gay for Miss California/Sweet irony" bit…

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 5:25 am
No. 4 · Ricky

(561): At a straight bar and poker face just came on…must…resist….urge to gay it up
(915): Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat

***TOO TRUE

and best text by far..

Posted: Jul 2, 2009 at 3:32 pm
No. 5 · Joey

why would 2 girls be giving a gay guy head? Doesn't GAY mean you only like guys? Creepy….

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 1:18 am
No. 6 · hundredacrewood

(870): do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
(1-870): well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
(870): what chic?

That's so classic.

Posted: Jul 3, 2009 at 9:51 pm
No. 7 · joan

OMG, the 3-way one had me on the floor!!! (e.g., "What chic?")

Posted: Jul 22, 2009 at 11:09 pm
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