Our Favorite Gay Texts From Last Night


(561): At a straight bar and poker face just came on…must…resist….urge to gay it up
(915): Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don’t Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat

(704): How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i’m so adorable and that he had a ”blasty”

(818): Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.