Our Favorite Gay Texts From Last Night


(323): Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we’ve come as gay people!
(206): Doll, if you’re still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we’ve come as far as 2003…

(718): you kept yelling ‘bird cage’ in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant ‘free bird’ and you said ‘fuck you, i’m not gay’, needless to say you were kindly escorted out

(757): Come on the kid is gayer than me
(757): Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt

(804): I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.