Rep. Aaron Schock, the House’s abs wonder, didn’t fail to deliver on last night’s phallic episode of Top Chef D.C.. (Spoilers ahead.)
Schock was there to judge toothpick’d foods, and it turns out he only enjoyed edibles made by other men. Huh!
He tells Kevin about how he couldn’t stop thinking about what he put in his mouth. He tells Anngelo his dish “was like fireworks in my mouth.” And Steven gets this ultimate compliment: “Wow, there’s a lot on that stick. I really enjoyed that.”
So that wasn’t awkward or anything.