Back when Prince Charles was a boy, there were never those obnoxious photographers snooping around capturing his every move. Okay, perhaps the paparazzi were a problem in the 1950s and 1960s, but at least they had some decency back then. Not today, and not with Prince Williams. Because here he is, taking a break from a polo match to relieve himself, and sharing with the world what only Kate Middleton should be seeing. The NSFW photos below.

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Finally! After years of wondering and warring, we finally know which British prince the bent boys prefer:

More than a third those questioned expressed a desire for a romance with Harry while William received 23 per cent of the vote. A third of the single gay men said they would steer clear of both.

William's girlfriend Kate Middleton was named as the most lusted after royal date among the nation's lesbians.

The Prince Charming poll was conducted by dating website gay-PARSHIP.com and found that 23 per cent of lesbians wanted to date Miss Middleton compared with just 18 per cent who wanted to get close to [Harry's girlfriend] Chelsy Davy.

Well, now that that's settled…

That is all.

Royal heir Prince William hopes to take to the air. The future king of England began his Royal Air Force training this weekend. Let's hope he uses it wisely.

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Prince William and lady friend Kate Middleton stepped out on the town last night. Although, if this picture's any indication, Willie wobbled.

It's the couple's first public appearance together since their reported breakup.

• Elton John reportedly had a royal breakdown after Prince Harry and Prince William's Concert for Diana. The singer got into with a police officer who ordered him to walk to the VIP area, rather than drive. John allegedly screamed,

Get out of my fucking way. Don't you know who I am? I've been working all fucking day and I need to get to my fucking dressing room.

Obviously Sir Elton is no lady. Nor does he get special privilege: he eventually walked.

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• Prince William's got what it takes to lead an Army battalion, but does he have the skills to be king? Nope. That's why he's leaving the army to brush up on the fine art of being a figurehead.

• AIDS-related deaths on the rise in South Africa.

Prince William certainly isn't mourning his breakup with long-time girlfriend, Kate Middleton. Princess Diana's oldest son stepped out in London last night, where he popped into a club for a bit of boozing. And from the looks of it, he had more than his fair share of cocktails.

Apparently such antics run in the family - his little brother, Prince Harry, recently took a spill after leaving another club.