castmaste Levi Crocker’s fabled package on Grindr.
The main storyline this week centered on a forthcoming launch party for Inch Wear, Levi’s underwear line. Our burgeoning entrepreneur ambles through one scene after another with party planners, prospective models and stylists—who appear to grow on trees in Dallas—and reflexively hits on everyone. A castwide argument towards the end of this episode centers on professionalism (more on that later) but on this specific point, Levi is clueless.
He openly leers at the male models he’s supposed to be hiring to display his scanties and doesn’t seem to notice when they grin uneasily. And nobody calls him on it. Oh, Levi.
Taylor the Terrible’s reign of villainy takes a back seat this episode as Chase—he of the hairy man-cleavage (“I’m in a cub phase”), shellacked follicles and quippy one-liners—ostensibly plots revenge for Taylor having accidentally-on-purpose knocked Levi and Phillip into the pool during his own party. But as the episode unfolds Chase reveals another motive: he wants Levi for himself in order to punish Taylor. This will quickly become clear to everybody watching but inevitably flies right over Levi’s head.
If you’re counting, that’s a third castmate dicktimized by our sex-obsessed cowboy/underwear mogul.
NEXT: James really needs to buy a clue
The fourth installment of Logo’s The A-List Dallas quieted down after the fireworks of the last couple of episodes. Once again, the real drama took place off-screen as sharp-eyed gossip hounds believed they found castmaste Levi Crocker’s fabled package on Grindr.
The main storyline this week centered on a forthcoming launch party for Inch Wear, Levi’s underwear line. Our burgeoning entrepreneur ambles through one scene after another with party planners, prospective models and stylists—who appear to grow on trees in Dallas—and reflexively hits on everyone. A castwide argument towards the end of this episode centers on professionalism (more on that later) but on this specific point, Levi is clueless.
He openly leers at the male models he’s supposed to be hiring to display his scanties and doesn’t seem to notice when they grin uneasily. And nobody calls him on it. Oh, Levi.
Taylor the Terrible’s reign of villainy takes a back seat this episode as Chase—he of the hairy man-cleavage (“I’m in a cub phase”), shellacked follicles and quippy one-liners—ostensibly plots revenge for Taylor having accidentally-on-purpose knocked Levi and Phillip into the pool during his own party. But as the episode unfolds Chase reveals another motive: he wants Levi for himself in order to punish Taylor. This will quickly become clear to everybody watching but inevitably flies right over Levi’s head.
If you’re counting, that’s a third castmate dicktimized by our sex-obsessed cowboy/underwear mogul.
NEXT: James really needs to buy a clue
castmaste Levi Crocker’s fabled package on Grindr.
The main storyline this week centered on a forthcoming launch party for Inch Wear, Levi’s underwear line. Our burgeoning entrepreneur ambles through one scene after another with party planners, prospective models and stylists—who appear to grow on trees in Dallas—and reflexively hits on everyone. A castwide argument towards the end of this episode centers on professionalism (more on that later) but on this specific point, Levi is clueless.
He openly leers at the male models he’s supposed to be hiring to display his scanties and doesn’t seem to notice when they grin uneasily. And nobody calls him on it. Oh, Levi.
Taylor the Terrible’s reign of villainy takes a back seat this episode as Chase—he of the hairy man-cleavage (“I’m in a cub phase”), shellacked follicles and quippy one-liners—ostensibly plots revenge for Taylor having accidentally-on-purpose knocked Levi and Phillip into the pool during his own party. But as the episode unfolds Chase reveals another motive: he wants Levi for himself in order to punish Taylor. This will quickly become clear to everybody watching but inevitably flies right over Levi’s head.
If you’re counting, that’s a third castmate dicktimized by our sex-obsessed cowboy/underwear mogul.
NEXT: James really needs to buy a clue
conversation where Taylor, having apparently learned nothing the first time around, tries to strong-arm Levi into being his boyfriend. Yeah, that always works.
They decide they are “dating monogamously” but it doesn’t last.
Yet another uncomfortably passive-aggressive conversation takes place between Levi—this is really getting old, people—and James out at the farm, where Levi has clearly been ordered by producers to stand and wait and engage in a bit of weird banter as James probes him for information about his dalliance with Taylor the Terrible. “Everybody is throwing their drama on top of it,” Levi complains.
James, take a hint!
James suggests Levi will come around one day and return to James’ arms and bed. He says something about how the “tree of their relationship” had burned down and now it’s growing again. “I’ve got to get out of here,” Levi replies.
James, take a fucking hint.
Levi invites Taylor, Chase and Neil, a handsome friend of Chase’s, to a poker party in an undisclosed location. Taylor plays the Jesus card yet again and gripes that gambling is “against my religion,” but he attends nonetheless. Levi immediately starts pounding the booze and baldly flirting with Chase, who encourages and aids him in openly antagonizing Taylor.
Run, Neil! Run! Leave everything behind!
Taylor has proven he is capable of lobbing his own firebombs but in this instance resorts to tears. Throughout this bizarre sequence stacked with hoary poker cliches, the editors hilariously cut to several shots of poor Neil looking terrified and/or confused.
Levi, rather than comforting his ostensible boyfriend—or calling him out, for that matter—drunkenly falls out his chair and lands on the floor with a loud thud.
Chase barely has to lift a finger to finish winning over Levi. They go out to dinner where Chase orders his steak rare—”I’d like the bloodiest one one on there,” and if that wasn’t a line fed by producers, kudos to you, buddy—and fakes his bafflement over why Levi and Taylor the Terrible are even together. Of course, it’s the sex, which Levi talks about with a gleam in his eye. Chase strokes Levi’s ego and coos that he thinks Taylor isn’t worth his time. Later, they work out together in a gigantic, empty gym and flirt like mad. To be honest, the sexual heat as they sweat and pump iron is palpable.
NEXT: Apparently Ashley is no Bruce Weber
Chase picks that particular moment to drop the bomb that Levi didn’t like the photos Ashley shot of Phillip modeling the Inch Wear swimsuits. Phillip promptly conveys this nugget of gossip to Ashley as they work out together in a near-empty gym. (Do the A:LD producers even try to make it look like every single encounter isn’t staged?)
ind of drunk and understandably tries to put off the conversation for another day—perhaps, for example, when he is not trying to entertain buyers and impress the media. He makes a stupid joke about her breasts and she tosses a drink in his face.
Lucifer Arnold
Scared for what?? I like what I saw.
spider_orchid
I don’t know if the writer has changed for these AList round ups or what, but I enjoyed this one a lot. I’ve decided to just calm the fuck down and enjoy this for what it is: Empty Television Carbs. Good in moderation and necessary when you’re feeling down. Also, Levi is not cute enough for all these dudes to want to fuck him.
CBRad
I still think the writers will make one of the characters confess to throwing the rock through the winshield, or the “victim” will admit doing it himself. Something like that. Unless they write a murder into the show.
Ray
Yes, apparently there is at least one store in Dallas, I think on the main gay drag, that encourages you to try on the underwear from what I’ve heard. I have not been there. I will not be going there. I do not know if they charge extra for the skid marks.
Marie Cohn
These empty-headed young’uns didn’t realize that one of the stylists-producers is a big ol’ Dietrich “Hot Voodoo” fan and plagiarized the gorilla suit strip act from an ancient movie.
Cam
This show hasn’t been cancelled yet??
timncguy
In Ashley’s defense on her photo ability…. when Levi asked her to take the photos, she did suggest doing them in a studio where she could control the lighting. And, she also was hampered on the outdoor shoot because Levi kept demanding that she shoot pics where he wanted them shot instead of where she suggested for optimum lighting.
timncguy
Please promise me that the odd blonde plastic faced thing with the weird surgically enhanced lips identified as “James’ friend” will not be making any future appearances. It scares me.
Amber024
How can Chase be proud of himself?? He always has this disgusting smirk on his face, like he’s sticking it to Taylor. At the end of the day, Chase, you have Taylor’s sloppy seconds!! You’re kissing a guy who had Taylors d*ck in his mouth a week before. This week’s episode really showed how pathetic crooked-nose Levi and elf-eared Chase really are. #TeamTaylor!!!
Fitz
Every time you watch an episode of this show, you loose another 1/2 inch of dick.
shannon
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Jake
Taylor is getting everything he deserves. He’s the queen of talking out of both sides of his mouth and makes himself look like a two-faced immature idiot. He says he wants to be exclusive with Levi and then turns right around he tells the camera that Levi is not that bright and is easily manipulated. It doesn’t matter if it’s true or not, you don’t talk that way behind your boyfriends back. Well Taylor, not so hot now at ya! You thought you were the bitch when the real bitch was actually karma.
And James, I’m sincerely concerned for your mental health! You ARE a nice looking guy, stop saying you’re not and work on your self-esteem. You have a self-calibration problem, big time. Dial it back a bit and your dates won’t go running and you’ll eventually find a nice guy. Just calm down and be patient and not so spastic. You’re scaring guys away with this behavior.
divkid
it’s just a shame the show doesn’t foreground more of dallas itself ;
i’d love to see the cast shot by a grassy knoll, or book depository.
otherwise can’t fault the show. it’s rightly attained its position at the very apex of high culture.
Jason
I’d like to see them all being forced into a life of indentured servitude by really mean butch dykes.
Glenn
This nut house pathology of a show is horrifying in its ability to fascinate
J
These people are just actors. I actually know the real “Levi Crocker”. Even his last name was taken by producers off of Chris Crocker, the gay youtube celebrity. People are so dumb if they believe this show is real.
J
These people are just actors. I actually know the real “Levi Crocker”. Even his last name was taken by producers off of Chris Crocker, the gay youtube celebrity. People are so dumb if they believe this show or any “REALITY” show is truthful or real. Do you think any of these people are using their “real names”. Ha.
J is for Jabroni
Oh “J”‘
Sure honey, you know the REAL Levi. You’re as delusional as James is in thinking he and Levi had a relationship when in reality they just tricked once, and James was horrible according to Levi. Perhaps some portions of the show are scripted but these people are not actors. If they are, I would be demanding a refund from the acting schools they attended.
Let me guess, you tricked with Levi too and you’re bitter that he won’t return your phone calls. How do you explain Levi’s DUI mugshot if that’s not his real name.
http://www.bustedmugshots.com/texas/dallas/levi-crocker/3417372
REAS
I don’t see the attraction in ANY of the cast members. They are supposed to be somewhere in their twenties but act like they are about 12. I know the cast is scripted, but it’s like watching a train wreck. You have to stare, avert your eyes and then look back again to be sure of what you are seeing. I think most “reality” stars sell themselves very cheaply. But these guy better better be getting a little ‘extra’ in their paycheck. They will need it.
william ocariz
I am so disgusted with this show. It is full of queer little sissy southern girls that give your city the worst possible name
except for Levi, I would fire each and every one of them and get some real representation of what a southern man really
is. The first to go is that butterfly Phillip who turns my stomach every time he comes on. Then that girl Taylor and finally
Shane, a girl with hair on his chest. The butchest person on this show is Ashley. I will never visit Dallas if this is what I
should expect to see. Did you cast on money? Me & my friends have more money than all of you put together and you
would never see such flamboyant queerness, ever. You give gay ;people a bad name and this show should be removed
immediately from the airways. Poor Dallas, they are probably dying of embarrassment. Have the show revolve around Levi and get rid of everyone else, they I’ll watch, otherwise count on me switching the channel. if you could get James to stop waving his hands around you could probably keep him. Ty his hands together and stop with the broken wrist look
It’s ridiculous seeing such a big guy with such loose wrist. Come on, be a man, drink all you want but be a fucken man.
Levi, you disgust me when you lay down with these faggots. Is there not real man in all of Dallas? Sad.
FarleyNY
@Marie Cohn: How very correct.
FarleyNY
@divkid: <3