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The Lady Gaga Lesson On Why Children Should Not Be Given iPhones

By Queerty Staff June 3, 2010 at 1:40pm

Because even the wee ones will, inevitably, be drinking that bub. (Starring Kiera Ladrow as Baby Gaga, directed by Jake Wilson)

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3 Comments*

jimstoic

All this time I thought she was singing “sippin’ that Veuve.”

June 3, 2010 at 4:27pm
sam

ok some things made me lol about it >_>

at least she’s not singing LoveGame or something…

June 3, 2010 at 7:11pm
David K

I wonder which of those strippers doing the dance is the kid’s mom.

June 3, 2010 at 7:36pm

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