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Why Lesbians Should Teach Straight Women About Anal Sex

New York straight women bareback 38 percent more often than gay men. Buttsex also transmits HIV 30 times more often than vagicourse. The ignorant or incautious male partners of these women are half the problem, but some of these ladies don’t get regularly tested (especially younger and more promiscuous ones). So these backdoor beauties need some assistance—can the lesbians help save the day?

We can assume some of these NYC gals go anal for Catholic reasons (no one wants to pull a “Virgin” Mary). Even though the CDC says there’s 2.3 million lesbians currently legible to hump in the U.S., there’s not tons of data about them, anal sex, and HIV. Nevertheless some lesbians love assplay and they’re in a much better position to teach straight women about buttsex than gay men.

Firstly, they’re women and anal sex feels different for women. Women lack that Giggity-spot called the prostate, so anal-loving lesbos know much more how anal sex feels as a woman than gay men ever could — I don’t care how femme you are.

Secondly, lesbians aren’t strangers to safe anal sex. They’re encouraged to take the same precautions with whatever fingers, toys, and NOT dicks they use. A fresh condom on any shared asstoy keeps the bugs at bay, and active anal Annies know this.

Most importantly though, women respond better to women. Would a young black guy take anal sex advice from an old white lady? Probably not. Target messaging is important. Ladies can approach the issue by discussing trust, communication, sobriety, HPV-prevention, and knowing your own body. Compare that to gay male campaigns that mostly eroticize the condom while ignoring other intimate details. And instructions on the proper wearing and usage of one.

We’ve never heard any mainstream newspaper or advertisement acknowledging straight buttsex and by the look of it, the silence will continue despite as the number of cornholers graduallyrises. But straight couples need to start talking to each other about safe anal sex no matter what and no matter how. It’s not just a “gay thing,” and treating it that way cuts countless people out of the dialogue, and leaves them susceptible to HIV and anal chlamydia.

Definitely unsexy.

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           Apr 23, 2010
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  • 23 Comments
    • Timothy
      Timothy

      “Buttsex also transmits HIV 30 times more often than vagicourse.”

      “More often” is just a description of what has happened, of occurrence, not of risk. The transmission risk is five times, not 30 times.

      Estimated per act risk for acquisition of HIV by exposure route (US only)

      Exposure Route – Estimated infections per 10,000 exposures to an infected source

      Blood Transfusion 9,000
      Childbirth (to child) 2,500
      Needle-sharing injection drug use 67
      Receptive anal intercourse* 50
      Percutaneous needle stick 30
      Receptive penile-vaginal intercourse* 10
      Insertive anal intercourse* 6.5
      Insertive penile-vaginal intercourse* 5
      Receptive oral intercourse*§ 1
      Insertive oral intercourse*§ 0.5

      * assuming no condom use
      § source refers to oral intercourse performed on a man

      Apr 23, 2010 at 1:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nikko
      nikko

      Better yet, leave the buttsex to us homos, that’s our domain. Straight anal is shameful. They should stick to their vaginal sex. I for one, find hetero smut/anal highly offensive and degrading. but what do you expect from the common evil of this world, straight men? Yes, I’m bitter.

      Apr 23, 2010 at 1:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike L.
      Mike L.

      @nikko: What if the girls start wanting to peg their guys with strap-on dildos?

      Then it would be on an equal playing field, lol.

      Apr 23, 2010 at 3:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • biguy
      biguy

      @nikko: No sex between two consenting adults is shameful.

      IMO fucking a woman’s asshole isn’t much different from fucking a man’s asshole. Different packaging but it feels about the same to me.

      Apr 23, 2010 at 3:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hyhybt
      Hyhybt

      I didn’t know lesbians were legible.

      Apr 23, 2010 at 5:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nikko
      nikko

      In straight porn, anal sex is clearly about degrading domination, which I find so arrogant and typical of straight guys. They certainly high five each other. Yeck. Just vile.

      Apr 24, 2010 at 1:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NoYDB
      NoYDB

      “Vagicouse?!” Really Queerty?
      Who edits this shit?

      Apr 24, 2010 at 9:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • N
      N

      Wtf? Why should lesbians teach straight women about anal sex? It’s their own responsibility.

      Apr 24, 2010 at 12:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • N
      N

      Also, why do lesbians have to be objectified in that picture? God, this article fails.

      (I know I sound like one of those lesbians who get offended by everything, but really, this wasn’t what I expected from a gay site)

      Apr 24, 2010 at 12:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • greenluv1322
      greenluv1322

      Fuck straight women (not literally) they are dumb enough to like guys when they clearly have a choice to be lesbians, just kidding. Anyway last night a straight lady told me and my wife (lesbians) that CLOROX kills AIDS! And she wasn’t joking. So after me and my wife got up off the floor laughing you Queerty dudes thought we should have told that dumb bitch about anal sex safety?

      Queerty get the fuck out of here with that shit!

      Apr 24, 2010 at 7:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hyhybt
      Hyhybt

      Clorox kills pretty much *everything.* It’s useless against AIDS not because it won’t kill it, but because it cannot get everywhere the virus is without killing you too.

      Apr 24, 2010 at 7:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wen
      Wen

      @N: yeah, lesbians are being objectified by straight media, and now by gay media as well. You dont need to be easily offended to be done with the massive stereotyping of gay women.

      Apr 25, 2010 at 10:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JG
      JG

      Currently “legible”?

      Apr 29, 2010 at 10:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • C.T.
      C.T.

      What is going on with this picture? As a lesbian and a nurse, I can’t help but be disappointed, Queerty.

      Although not as disappointed as I am in people who think that anal sex is only unsafe when it’s gay men having it. …Though I don’t think many straight girls want to take sex advice from lesbians anyway.

      Apr 30, 2010 at 12:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JenetStar
      JenetStar

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      Feb 1, 2011 at 3:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bastard
      bastard

      @nikko: You should just shut up. Straight people have had anal sex for thousands of years you idiot.

      Mar 1, 2011 at 1:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hyhybt
      Hyhybt

      @bastard: They’re doing something wrong, then, because it ought to take minutes, not millennia.

      On the other hand, they must be doing something right to live that long in the first place :)

      Mar 1, 2011 at 1:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shannon1981
      Shannon1981

      OMG this thread, Queerty, you know I love you…but..wow. Let straight women worry about themselves. They don’t worry about us, why should we worry about them? As a rule, I don’t bang straight chics anyway, so its none of my nevermind, and furthermore, I doubt they give a shit what I think on this or any other subject.

      Mar 1, 2011 at 2:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • johnythai
      johnythai

      ???????????????????????????? 1000?????????2000??? ???????????????????????????? 0873467837 24??

      Jun 7, 2011 at 11:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • very much true
      very much true

      it seems that lesbians are a dime a dozen today, why is that? i never realized that there are so many low life lesbian pigs now. whatever happened to the women that use to like men, years ago? no wonder why it is hard for us straight men that are looking to meet a straight good woman now, all the lesbians are taking them away from us, hey please leave some for us too.

      Feb 18, 2012 at 4:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kate
      Kate

      Shannon1981, Lol how do you bang a staight chick if you’re a women?that would make them bi or lesbians not straight. Unless ofcourse you rape them?

      Apr 18, 2012 at 3:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nicole
      Nicole

      Pointless, I’m seriously supposed to learn about a man penetrated me from someone who doesnt want men penetrating them? lol, Nope. I learned plenty well on my own. This is my one man dreaming a little too much. Shannon it’s pointless for you to say you don’t bang us, it’s the other way around, WE WONT bang you. lol

      May 21, 2012 at 5:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • STRAIGHT MAN SAYS
      STRAIGHT MAN SAYS

      there seems to be so many filthy low life lesbian bitches more than ever before, so very sad to hear that so many of you women just can’t make it with a man, and would not know what to do even if you had one to begin with. it is GARBAGE WOMEN like you that we do not need to waste our time, since you are into other women anyway. what a WASTE OF HUMANITY, that so many women have become now. PLEASE GOD HELP US.

      Jun 11, 2012 at 10:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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